The Brain Thinker

Rant about the A-Liga and @wswanderersfc more often than is healthy. Clearly not a sports scientist.

[The Brain Thinker @eamonnwarner]

Colleague found this in Flemington this morning. I'm lost for words

[JDodd 🍄 @_jdodd]

Unbeknownst to the fucking loser who tweeted this, they’ve likely cost their agency any future contract with a major video game publisher again.

All because someone wanted to look cool to a small crowd that will never know/care about their name.

[Shaun Mooney @ShaunMooney11]

“Macarthur FC, based in Sydney’s south-west, claimed nearly 43 per cent of the $2 million yearly funding [from the Football in Schools scheme] to underwrite head office costs.”

https://t.co/MDG9Mq8O8S

[JustDario @DarioCpx]

To go out publicly and say what he is saying, @edzitron has balls the size of the Las Vegas sphere

[Paul Mavroudis @PaulMavroudis]

"Matthew Millar’s phone rings, early on a Sydney morning. He is a 27-year-old right-back for A-League team Macarthur FC, playing in Australia’s equivalent of the Premier League. They have a game scheduled against Sydney FC that evening."

https://t.co/lpWt3AjArO

[Adam Crafton @AdamCrafton_]

FIFA code of conduct a month ago;

“For avoidance of doubt, empty, transparent, reusable plastic bottles, up to [1 liter in] capacity, may be brought into the Stadium.”

Now policy says:

“For avoidance of doubt, reusable water bottles may not be brought into the stadium.”

[The Brain Thinker @eamonnwarner]

@Don_Erebus Let's make a deal fellas...

[The Brain Thinker @eamonnwarner]

No mention of the type of contract, or how long it's for in the official announcement.

Great start for the new regime.

[WS Wanderers FC @wswanderersfc]

📝 Atiya secures his future!

We have taken the next step in building the future of the club, securing the signing of exciting young forward Atiya Waraga as the first of a number of next-generation player announcements: https://t.co/7CxvrqKISN #WSW

[The Brain Thinker @eamonnwarner]

@Don_Erebus There is no way we're paying a transfer fee to bring him back

[Stories Mama (MH STORIES 3 HYPE!!!) @Ada2987_art]

In normal universe people would be like: Oh so that's WHY Kratos married her, she whoops ass
but no, we are stuck with typical twitter behavior like
"uegh woman? as my protagonist? not looking like a doll? GoD of WoKe"

[Rashawn Thompson @shawnthompVA]

I get everything isn't for everybody...But seeing Freya move like this and saying "i'm not playing because she's a woman." or "I'm not playing because she's not hot" is some knuckle dragging, mouth breathing, odd behavior man.

[Liam 💕 @liambrefberinn]

im sorry I couldn't wait for the full game

[Steve Vegvari 🔜 SGF @SVegvari]

I'm glad the internet is being totally chill about playing as a woman in God of War, someone they can't relate to.

Which is odd because Kratos, a god with muscles and the ability to speak to women, is also something they can't relate to.

[💙🌘❄️ @StellaNoxEclair]

Video game grifters now have to confront their biggest challenge to date, trying to pretend Deborah Ann Woll isn't hot

[Ryan Gilliam @RyGilliam]

Just a reminder that Kratos reveres Faye as one of the strongest warriors he's ever seen.

If you're somehow pissed about Laufey because she's "not as badass," you're a fake as hell GoW fan who probably just hates women. And you should look into that.

[The Brain Thinker @eamonnwarner]

Lads aren't even back for pre-season and I'm already annoyed at this rabble of an organisation

[The Brain Thinker @eamonnwarner]

A long term strategy of 12 month scholarship deals would be very Wanderers

[Space Cowboy @kristbozaia]

God of War Laufey is good for the franchise objectively and expands the lore more than ever before, this hate is ridiculous

[The Brain Thinker @eamonnwarner]

Triple gold shirts?! We're winning the whole thing

[Joey Lynch @joeylynchy]

The Socceroos kit combinations at the FIFA World Cup.

H/T @lbertozzi

[The Brain Thinker @eamonnwarner]

It's taken far longer than usual, but I've started concocting elaborate scenarios in my head for how Australia can win this world cup

[PREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS @JOSH___AOTEAROA]

Ruined it lads