eamonn

my life is a movie

[eamonn @eamtim]

I can't drown my demons, they must've been hanging out with Michael Phelps because they know how to swim.

[eamonn @eamtim]

@_bismack_ This is literally a moderately played card

[eamonn @eamtim]

@PokemonJosh2886 Aron

[bears 🧸 @wydbear]

Lmao some people are just insane wtf

[shat @0xShat]

Just got friendzoned by a hoe 😭 feels like I just got denied by community college

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

you ever meet a girl and it's so obvious that no one in her life has ever told her to shut the fųck up

[ranbla @ranbpa0]

New way of flying between regions in Pokemon

[Degen CPA @drewvento]

Back in the early 2000s there was a website called gamefaqs that was a video game forum.

My dad saw the URL thought it said gamefags not gamefaqs and beat the shit out of me on a random summer afternoon.

[puter @modelocigarette]

my wife has decided to collab with me on a boner

[Dzeeff @dzeeff]

"5 isn't a lot" imagine 5 pieces of exodia

[2022 Heisman Winner @vj_v_]

I have yet to see Lebron do this

[frankenstein zeppo @NoahPasternak]

What is "the Pooh". Why is Winnie called that. Answer me

[Leo @musicisleo]

shower sex sucks bruh the drain hurts my dick

[Nontendo @NontendoPodcast]

Pokémon Legends: Z-A

[Blaines  @realblaines]

Legends ZA saved money by taking the map right out of a 2012 game and making no changes at all

[꩜ m ꩜ @twoheadedm0th]

how long after sex is it ok to open pokemon go

[kleppy @KleptoeMusic]

I laugh at this at least once a day