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@Br1327🤍·//♐️

[miia @miiagarro]

"do you talk to your dad like that too"

baby who do you think my first victim was

[frick @gofrickurself]

Don’t eat flaming hot anything if you’re over 30

[vinnie .𖥔 ݁ ˖˚. ᵎᵎ @sioseul]

don’t understand why asian people got the stinky food stereotype because my white coworkers lunches smell like they boiling missing people

[scar @imfat]

I love saying “sounds good” at work when i couldn’t care less

[cigarette @yolotruther]

oh here comes the mysterious $2.11 apple bill on my credit card

[Goblin @TheGoblinnn]

I don't give a rat's ass is definitely a top 3 white people saying of all time. Like who cooked that shit up

[Adam Karpiak @Adam_Karpiak]

companies: we can’t find anyone to hire!

their hiring process:

[Dom 💋 @Domnelliee]

I want to see the Odyssey again, but in 4DX next time . I need to be in the field with them niggas

[v 🖤 @veespasms]

beatriz we’re already dealing with a lot today.

[Keith @nagy_minaj]

The cyclops when Odysseus poked his eye

[Aelfred The Great @aelfred_D]

“I just think it’s funny that you spent 7 years on her island and your memory is conveniently spotty”

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

If I was in Odysseus’s crew I would volunteer to stay on the boat every time. Have fun on the Island fellas!! I’m sure it’ll be a chill normal island and nothing funky will go down! I’ll hold things down here on the boat y’all stay safe !!

[michael giacchino fan account @cl4ssicflick]

can somebody get these bEGGARS OUT OF HERE

[Evan Solo🎈 @evansolott]

Me in the theater when Odysseus’ hunting dog recognized him through his disguise and passed after seeing him

[Aaron 🦦 @nonameoptions]

Odysseus and his crew after pissing off Zeus

[amora ♡ forced recov @amorafawn]

does ur hair ever get so greasy you start feeling mordibly obese

[27. @dimvji]

having a job lowkey a great way to stay hydrated 'cause you get so bored you start drinking water for fun

[َ @solacexe]

be at work lookin ugly as fuck