Jason Earl Folks

Grifter/Bigfoot Researcher/Comic/Actor.

[Jason Earl Folks @EarlFolks]

@ShawnShuntel I don’t know how Twitter works still. Wash YO ass. I’m leaving again.

[Jason Earl Folks @EarlFolks]

There’s a #Shamwow mask commercial. Hopefully everyone who sees that realizes its great and it’s cool to wear a mask just do it wear a mask #shamwow

[Jason Earl Folks @EarlFolks]

@GuyFieri Please, almighty Mayor of Flavortown, settle this argument that is tearing the Chicago Stand Up community apart. Is guacamole a “condiment”? Yes or no. Please help us.

[Jason Earl Folks @EarlFolks]

@guarnaschelli Pls, settle this argument that is tearing the Chicago Stand Up community apart. Is guacamole a “condiment”? Yes or no. Please help us.

[Jason Earl Folks @EarlFolks]

@bflay Pls, settle this argument that is tearing the Chicago Stand Up community apart. Is guacamole a “condiment”? Yes or no. Please help us.

[Jason Earl Folks @EarlFolks]

@MarthaStewart Pls, settle this argument that is tearing the Chicago Stand Up community apart. Is guacamole a “condiment”? Yes or no. Please help us.

[Jason Earl Folks @EarlFolks]

@SethMcFarlane_ Dude. How have you not done Being Alive from Company on Family Guy? Dude.

[Jason Earl Folks @EarlFolks]

@Bobby_Budds Dude. It’s PCU!

[Jason Earl Folks @EarlFolks]

Push up plan = Awesome.
Sit up plan = Kill yoself.
#fitness

[Jason Earl Folks @EarlFolks]

I am a 33 yr old man that just tripped and fell into my closet and was immediately covered by a shit ton of fireworks from the top shelf.

[Jason Earl Folks @EarlFolks]

If you don’t believe in white terrorism, may I suggest watching a Die Hard movie?

[Becca O'Neal 🍒 @becca_oneal]

If comics are your witnesses in court, you get a lot of f-bombs in court lol love y'all 😍😍😍

[Becca O'Neal 🍒 @becca_oneal]

comedian witness:can i quote EXACTLY what I said?
*judge nods*
cw:i said get the fuck outta here u fuckin stalker & leave my friend tf alone

[Jason Earl Folks @EarlFolks]

@becca_oneal 😉The judge said yes, sooo...

[Herb Porter III🦉 @Buzzporter]

@EarlFolks

[Jason Earl Folks @EarlFolks]

If theres any silver lining to Irma, I hope an evacuated Mara Lago winds up at the bottom of the ocean. #IrmaHurricane2017

[ActualMurderers @ActualMurderers]

Our next show is all lined up and ready to go! With terrific guest performers @EarlFolks @megstalter @Dave_Philips
https://t.co/7zrhfyr4Aj

[Jason Earl Folks @EarlFolks]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! Twitter clearly doesn't since a bot assimilated my first account!#MyTwitterAnniversary #dense

[Jason Earl Folks @EarlFolks]

I just spit on my hardwood floor to clean up the dried blood from clipping my toenails two days ago. That's you every day. #realDonaldTrump

[Reena Calm @ReenaCalm]

Thank you to @jukeboxcomedy for a fantastic weekend!! We had a blast!! 🎆❤️💋