Reena Calm

✨CALMEDY✨album out now!!
Comedy has always been my dream, I don't care where it takes me. BELIEVE IN YOUR DREAMS, and please dream about me being successful 💚

[Reena Calm @ReenaCalm]

✨CALMEDY✨
available now on @heliumrecords 🎈
recorded live @PlanetoftheT 📼
edited masterfully by @jeremyessig 💿
intro by @WillieGriswold 🎤

Love y'all. We did it. THANK YOU 💚⛲
#standup #comedy #album

[Reena Calm @ReenaCalm]

So excited for this!!! Hell yeah @skyler_higley 💚💚💚

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

For the four of you who have asked “when is Skyler Higley going to be on Conan’s podcast” it has been fulfilled

[kimi 🥝 @kimichkis]

what the fuck is this video i'm literally crying LMFAOOOOO

[Brooks Wheelan @brookswheelan]

Made Shawshank better

[h. • michelle pfeiffer emmy campaign manager @samdrabuIok]

jane fonda remaking nicole kidman’s amc ad to mock the warner bros. merger is *pure cinema* 🤌🏻

[Mallory McMorrow @MalloryMcMorrow]

Years of SNAP funding exist RIGHT NOW, paid for by our taxes.

Federal language protected SNAP even during shutdowns – Trump's admin DELETED it to hide the fact they're using hunger as a political weapon by choice.

[Kyle Ayers @kyleayers]

Kansas City! I'm at Recordbar on October 25 telling jokes in the Fountain City Comedy Festival.

If the show sells out today I’ll wear this outfit on stage when I walk up.

https://t.co/SsfvuybXVn

[Reena Calm @ReenaCalm]

@The_Mrsixftfive @ABC Because if we're engaged in an active war, he can try to stay in office.... maybe he will get a neck-lift.

[Reena Calm @ReenaCalm]

"What happens in vagus...
stays in vagus!"

(this is a PTSD joke)

[Reena Calm @ReenaCalm]

Hourly employees should get a holiday bonus.

At the very least we should get enough to make up for the work hours we're losing when the business is closed. You know who doesn't suffer any income losses due to holiday hours? Salaried employees. And they often get bonuses, too.

[Krystal Ball @krystalball]

This is a terror campaign

[Reena Calm @ReenaCalm]

Woman came into the store today wearing a MAHA hat. She also had disproportionately enormous fake tits. Nothing artificial in that cart tho! 🏆

[Reena Calm @ReenaCalm]

"people are doing apparently more cocaine than ever..." @esaagar

"people are tired, man" @ryangrim

so funny, and so real, but the truth is that with the cost of living today, most Americans don't have cocaine money like they used to @BreakingPointsN #BroShow

[Reena Calm @ReenaCalm]

At my level of income (working more than 40hrs/week at two jobs), when I say I'm having a "spa day" that means using the planet fitness massage chair.

[Glenn Greenwald @ggreenwald]

The Economist -- which supported Israel's attack on Gaza from the start -- surveys all evidence and definitively declares: "catastrophic levels of hunger have been confirmed."

Famine now in every region. More than 15% of young children are severely malnourished. All worsening.

[Reena Calm @ReenaCalm]

When you moon someone, why don't they call it a flashback?

[Karim Wafa-Al Hussaini @DrKarimWafa]

We were told ‘never again.’

We’re watching ‘again’ right now.

[Mohammad Alsaafin @malsaafin]

Yesterday the UN said it has 3 months worth of food for all of Gaza stored in warehouses just a few miles away, but that Israel won’t let them in.

Just let the damn trucks in!

[Ryan Grim @ryangrim]

I honestly don’t think Israel will survive as a state if it goes through with this looming wave of mass exterminations through starvation. It will be a matter of time, but the community of nations is ultimately made up of people, and the people of the world will not accept long term a state that is willing to commit this level of mass atrocity.

So if you are a supporter of Israel it is frankly in your interests to stop this starvation policy immediately. It is already too late to save many people but urgent action can save hundreds of thousands. If you don’t do it the entire project will end.

[Reena Calm @ReenaCalm]

If anyone in your life still loudly supports Israel, protect yourself from that person.

For the love of God let Gaza live.

[Motasem A Dalloul @AbujomaaGaza]

I have run out of words