Эгоист

Economist & Statistician • I write code, sometimes • #CFC

[Эгоист @earlygetter_]

@bidbogybenz

[Эгоист @earlygetter_]

@TLlium No action at all while being single? 😭

[Not the Bee @Not_the_Bee]

Report: Female cop shoots Jewish rabbi outside Pornhub office in Canada while hiding from Marxist gunman who killed immigrant officer named Mohamed
https://t.co/0XOk1IBVbG

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🤍 Marc Cucurella: “I hope Enzo Fernández joins Real Madrid too. I’d be so happy”.

“The opportunity for us to both join Real Madrid in the SAME summer would be amazing”, told Radio Marca.

[The Standard Digital @StandardKenya]

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[Эгоист @earlygetter_]

@Niloticking Bois

[Эгоист @earlygetter_]

Say less

[Ｆｅｒｎーちゃん。 @ThatFernStan]

Imagine a man with such veins..

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔵 BREAKING: Marco Palestra to Chelsea, here we go! Verbal agreement in place between all parties.

Atalanta to receive package over €55m fee plus sell-on clause, long term deal to Italian talented RWB.

Chelsea hijack Inter move and get new talent for Xabi Alonso.

[Эгоист @earlygetter_]

England Vs Ghana is quite a competitive match.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇮🇹 Chelsea are prepared to offer more than €50m for Marco Palestra, while Inter have been in advanced talks at €45m plus €5m for a week.

#CFC would also offer higher salary than Inter. Decision up to player and Atalanta now.

🇧🇷 Chelsea also asked for Wesley but AS Roma insist to keep him.

🎥 https://t.co/DaCOx85FJ4

[Эгоист @earlygetter_]

LC76, the most practical and timeless shapes Toyota ever built.

[Maureen in Magadi @Very_Maureen]

Bush babe

[Эгоист @earlygetter_]

@ciikuhaha @Colonel_edu You know ball

[Эгоист @earlygetter_]

As soon as that second jug imefika mezani

[Cactus owino🥬(Tiffany like New York) @awuoshee]

Roughly how many litres of Muratina would it take to get a person drunk? (For research purposes)

[Эгоист @earlygetter_]

ok

[Maya Amolo 💋 @mayaamolo]

Imma make u love me

[Эгоист @earlygetter_]

That one twitter babe who recently moved from Embu

[Pinkiescent 🎀🇨🇵 @Pinkiescent_]

Y'all don't even know how big of an ass you gotta have for it to show in corporate fits

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇦🇷 OFFICIAL: LEO MESSI IS WORLD CUP TOP SCORER EVER WITH 17 GOALS. 🌎🤩

[Sue Nyathi @SueNyathi]

There are pirated copies of #ThePolygamist being sold at Affordable Books in Nairobi along Ronald Ngala Street. I know the book is in demand & I'm working to make it available there through a reputable supplier. Copyright infringement is a crime. Don't support the violation!

[Эгоист @earlygetter_]

😭😭

[Tans @tanmay1705]

No one believes you can pull a girl more than your girlfriend

[Tether Babble ♌️ 🇭🇹 @cliff_ohio]

My twitter is for my intrusive thoughts. Niggas be acting like I said this shit on the news

[Эгоист @earlygetter_]

Those bouncers saw a drunk you and had a time of their life hahaha, soldiers is crazy.

[John Doe @StanleyMasinde_]

Please don’t do this. Bouncers are not body builders. Most are early retirement soldiers.

They’ll fuck you up.