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burnt out

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@fxxmug Who is ethel

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@fxxmug Traitors 😂

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@fxxmug Hoyo! 👏🏿

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@EMorobeni @Vho_BujjA @Shadaya_Knight What does that have to do with Messi then?

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@TheShonaQueen Ah 😭😭😭😭

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 @Shadaya_Knight]

I was 21 before I had sex for the first time.
Thought I’d be a natural. I was not.
My confidence: Johnny Sins.
Reality: The 40 year old virgin.
Here’s what nobody tells you about the first time: 🧵

It’s awkward for everyone.
Movies lied. There’s no soundtrack or perfect lighting.
Result: Lowered my expectations and actually enjoyed it instead of performing.

Talking beats mind-reading.
I asked “is this okay?” like 10 times. Turns out communication is hot.
Result: We both relaxed and figured it out together.

Your brain is the problem, not your body.
Spent 90% of it in my head worrying about everything.
Result: Once I focused on them instead of my anxiety, everything clicked.

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 @Shadaya_Knight]

World Cup about to start soon, no hype, no songs, just nothing. The US was the worst pick to host the World Cup.

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@fxxmug @KingKandoro First thing I thought of when I saw a 65% increase 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

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@fxxmug Majaira Ngundu ka ne Chiredzi

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@fxxmug When did this start?

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@fxxmug This many will miss it 😭

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@fxxmug Fox mwana ndomuketa uyu anogara ku Rutendo ku redcliff

[Young Baleba @fxxmug]

This girl got hold of my phone and blocked all girls in my IG DMs 😂💀

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@fxxmug Apa you say some of the most unhinged stuff ever seen by humanity 😂

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@fxxmug I think I know who would say this 😂😂😂😂😂

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@fxxmug @Wemkomana_wako Yeah but for real…

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@fxxmug 😂 haa that hun ari iuku believisa takatarisa

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@fxxmug Mufesi iwe wakachinja phone?

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@CastleLagerZW Herentals will win

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@fxxmug Fair take tho