Timothy Earp

Nope

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@GreatestKatya Sorry I missed you at Peaches.

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@elonmusk @pepsi From that stupid driving position, you need forward facing cameras to see what is going on in front of you, not to mention that this truck is incapable of docking a trailer

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@VoiceOfOBrien The only response I have for this is I have already voted in this election. Thank you

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@ToddKenreck Warlocks are the kept sugar babies that get an allowance and never went to college.

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@ToddKenreck Keep it up and you will have to shovel your driveway before Christmas. Don’t be diss’n good weather, even if the timing is weird.

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@ToddKenreck I think to be microwave safe you would need immunity to radiant damage.

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@heckenschutze09 @KyivIndependent Sell check doesn’t always work. Especially when you leave out a letter

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@JoeBiden He had the spine to act, he chose not to act

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@doddleoddle Cat bites can have their own issues that can be nasty as fuck without rabies, if the wound is not healing or looks infected then see a doctor

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@doddleoddle Go take a shower, then read the full symptom list

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@Apple Does it have a headphone Jack? No = I don’t want it

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Dear Twitter, the “before you scroll” policy update notification does not have scrolling, this means I can’t get to the “got it” button

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@MoseyDm Stepping in mimic poop is bad, because now your shoes may become mimics

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@halleberry @netflix Movies are not like food, they don’t spoil if you don’t see them when they’re fresh

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@doddleoddle Happy Birthday!

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@doddleoddle Are you OK? Thank you for the rest of the show, I enjoyed it

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@LilyLarimar You could plug the studio so we know it when we see it.

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@shimulacra I think that if the photographer had permission to take the photo their claim would be better, but when you just show up and snap a shot without permission don’t be surprised when your subjects use your pictures without your permission, especially if you sold them once already