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Sitting on a via rail train one beer deep has the same effects as taking 60mg of vyvanse

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Taylor swift… the greatest showman

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R/eras tour: is the prada re edition nylon mini shoulder bag too big to bring in??? Will it be confiscated???

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This queen DJing in the prince arthur Starbucks ❤️

[Final Blow Chicago @FinalBlow_Chi]

Lou Reed in a full Rick fit + Uggs

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So there’s this drink I’m obsessed with right now… you take a big cup and fill it w ice then fill it 1/2 way w blue monkey organic coconut water, 1/4 of the way w loop clementine strawberry juice and another 1/4 w ginger le seltzer.. little squeeze of lime and pinch of sea salt

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Trying on sunglasses on st Hubert random lady tells me i “have a fat fucking head” 😭😭😭😭😂

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Mom said “remember when you were into fashion?” 😭😭😭😭💀

[JESSI RIHANNA @Jessi_Rihanna]

I am in my LATE THIRTIES and I have NEVER had a job. I have NO passions except for ADDICTION. I am focused on one goal, SELF CARE. I NEED a job that pays HIGH. I have CREDIT cards. I am going to SHOWER eventually.

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New purse is here 🙏🙏🙏🙏 done committing fraud fr this time 🫶

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Obsessed w getting wasted and making serious lowball offers on designer bags on Poshmark w no valid credit card on file 😍🙏🫶

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Against all odds my beloved j crew Panama hat has made it through all 6 of my Montreal moves

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My phone autocorrecting “awesome” into “awesomeness” while texting my new landlord….

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Put in my notice at work 🙏🙏🙏

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Enjoying bites of my Emily mariko inspired rice bowl between serving customers 🙏🙏🙏

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Reduced rates on this class rn… 100% success rate… just fyi

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Teaching a masterclass on how to get men to never answer you ever 🙏🙏💋

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My crushtomer coming in and ordering his usual small black americano (sexy order) but then he orders… a decaf… oat… latte…. Ummmmmm so u got a bitch at home??? Why u hiding her from me 🧐🧐🧐🖕

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My sisters horses baby daddy just had another baby w one of her friends horses…. 🧐🧐

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Lying to strangers at the club about being asexual >>>>>>