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The day I go to @sonicdrivein and they get my order correct will be the day Jesus returns

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@likethefootball You don’t understand the battles I face

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Need my man to build me a personal gym ASAP

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@likethefootball

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Live footage of me during a pedicure

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Is it the spicy chicken sandwich I had for dinner or my crippling childhood anxiety back with a vengeance

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@likethefootball Twit rose craves air conditioning

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TURN ON THE AIR PLEASE I AM BEGGING YOU

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Was just given the first ever friendly ulta worker in my life and I blew it by being awkward and weird

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@jimmyjohns can we have another picklewich summer

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@likethefootball @TierMaker Start walking dwight

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I could spend $500 at target and be leaving with 3 lace tanks

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I Pavlov’d myself

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I follow up this tweet by saying nothing is more humiliating than needing help at an ulta beauty

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When 13 year old Rose made her email name she didn’t realize how humiliating 20 year old rose would feel

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@likethefootball Tell them the iPhones are $3

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@likethefootball Recess

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@ThisAppIsBadFr Man this is so true, he’s so handsome and athletic and awesome at smart and he’s 6’7 (this isn’t him btw 100%)

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I love my boyfriend and this capitalistic holiday