earthan

一手执剑，一手执花。身在无间，心在桃源。
Citizen of Earth before anything else.

[earthan @earthan14]

How a child who hates cauliflower would say cauliflower tastes like. I was like r u for real bro. So I told him it was definitely fine. And he didn’t believe me for a sec and I had to double-triple reassure him. Poor soul. (Like wtf was that dream)

[earthan @earthan14]

I had a dream last night where I was at a tea/function thing where they were serving bites, this person took a hard shell taco labelled vegan, took a bite, and suddenly looked horrified and anxiously looked around at everyone asking if they could try the sour cream (on the taco)

[earthan @earthan14]

For him and tell him if it was vegan. I was like have you not seen vegan fake dairy products before bro did you live under a cave. And I offered to taste it for him. The poor guy looked like he was about to puke. It tasted like a vegetable. Like

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Told my friends I had a major life update. They thought I got into a relationship. No, the life update is that I’m going vegan. The fact that all my life updates are me progressively living like a monk has stopped being funny…

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Miss home and want to go back?? Like wym you look forward to going back home for break when you don’t even feel comfortable ranting about school to your parents and feel like you owe them all them time?

[earthan @earthan14]

I’m always confused by people (my age) who want to stay at home and be close to their parents. Like my parents are wonderful and chill people but I already can’t stand living with them. Some of my friends have parents who (are not bad people, just) way more stressful, and they

[earthan @earthan14]

The power structure in that society and their character development and moral compasses. I want to talk about sex as a metaphor and the author’s relationship with their gender through their projection of the characters, not manhwa men with weird body proportions…

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I think something that is more awkward than sharing no common interests with your friend is that you share the same interests but are excited by completely different parts of it. Like my girl obsesses over wangxian and hualian’s relationship but I want to talk about

[earthan @earthan14]

我之前一直觉得我对于未来的期望不高，干什么工作也都行，不会觉得要是达不到什么生活水准人生就完了。直到我突然意识到这只限定在北美。如果被迫回国的话任何工作都会令我痛苦不堪。

[earthan @earthan14]

有些人看到black lives matter 和美国police brutality 第一反应是“中国的警察值得信任”，xs美国suburban white middle class的警察也都和邻里相处良好呢。但凡在小红书上看到任何真正面临暴力和人身危害的帖子，所有的评论都会竭尽全力地让贴主知道一定一定要小心警察，一定一定不要信任他们。

[earthan @earthan14]

当我看到那些社会新闻时已经不再是极端的、无助的愤怒和痛苦时，我意识到其实我原来早已不把自己当中国人了，中国已经无法再让我痛苦了。

[earthan @earthan14]

还有要不是因为我哥我就是个彻头彻尾的反贼 微博tm恶心，xhs也tm恶心，b站也一坨屎，不是为了追我哥我要么离得远远的要么早就搞反动言论了，中国政府啥时候才能理解中国的软实力在哪，哦其实他们知道但他们害怕

[earthan @earthan14]

内娱什么时候能够意识到我们根本不屑于和你们玩了 大哥差不多对华语乐坛放弃了 我们根本不想和你们分蛋糕 我们自己在做蛋糕 有的人还一直想我们和他们分蛋糕 是不是贱 本来互不干涉我可能细糠吃累了去吃点垃圾食品 现在真的看到华语乐坛的一切都觉得恶心

[earthan @earthan14]

她们从来不会思考privilege，除了吐槽男人，但她们依旧如此爱男。她们将自己从小受到的思想教育当作自己是女权主义者的证明，但从不会为女性利益做出任何贡献。

[earthan @earthan14]

其实我真的无法理解在经历了疫情之后依旧向往回国发展的上海女生 其实有时候在女校里那些北京上海独生女是最男人的，她们早已习惯了being top of the class，她们认为作为亚洲女性意味着她们理所当然地站在道德制高点，她们所有的controversial opinions都只是彰显了她们独特的思想

[earthan @earthan14]

tmd我想造一个国家 一切的规则都为了确保你最大的自由

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At this point it’s so fucking obviously a political battle. This is the cost of being an actually artistic artist in China

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Like not me ruminating on childhood “trauma” and literally realizing that I was actually really problematic

[earthan @earthan14]

I was actually such a mean-spirited child how did I get away with all that shit. Like no one stopped and looked and thought “that child’s messed up we should do something about it.” Part of the reason I’m slightly terrified of children is because I’ve been one myself

[earthan @earthan14]

Srds bro 你的14/15时期真的挺直男的哈哈哈哈哈哈
bro literally got??? Degendered???