1-800-WTF-HELP

universal hotline for intergalactic grievances.

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@SaycheeseDGTL Dubai with the slaves?

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The final boss of society are the narcissistic boomers. And they’re trying to figure out a way for them to live forever. Yeah, no we need to stop that shit tomorrow.

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@DailyLoud I think they’re testing UBI…

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Rapper Lil Tweet was arrested for extortion and grand larceny. He’s currently being held in Dade County, with bail set at $250 million. #FreeTweet

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@LeadingReport Great. Now abolish spam likely please.

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Me trying to convince someone I’m listening when I just need them to pass the blunt. #Debate2024

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@LinseyDavis serving looks AND shoulder. #PresidentialDebate

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@cb_doge Too tight.

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@iamraynez I hate that this was an Atlanta guy.

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*Tries to post during the rapture.

“We’re sorry. You cannot share the 2nd coming of Christ Under Instagram's Terms of Use and Community Guidelines.”

- Meta

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We are animals.
We just have wifi.

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@piersmorgan Shut your entire ass, Piers Morgan. The media is made up of people. People sharing. @naomiosaka would still be the force she is, whether a camera was on or not. Athletes are fucking people and they’re doing shit they love, while you watch. Now shut up cause she’s gotta take a nap

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@POTUS Ok so here is what we know: The vaccine lessens the viruses’ intensity, not “cure” the virus. You can catch it after the shot, and possibly die in some cases. (Signs Waiver) So why are we getting this for real? Just say whats in these syringes so we can cry in peace.

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@_BarringtonII Sounding like an undercover rookie trying to sell me ‘a quarter brick’ by quoting Oj The Juiceman. Its giving very much sesame street, Covid edition with Tyler Perry as big bird. Hard pass.