Ku

Power Moves Only

[speedy @SpeedyMorman]

if i ever even get a parking ticket im calling Brian Steele omg

[247 Live Culture @247LC]

August 28, 2014 President Barack Obama rocks a tan suit 🔥

[Mueller, She Wrote @MuellerSheWrote]

They called him Sleepy Joe because we could sleep at night.

[JB @Vandelay_Ind__]

Ubering home from JFK after 9 days in Europe

[Ku @earthkwakes]

@vfsglobalcare I have sent multiple inquiries by email and via your website for an update on my passport application filed in the VFS Chicago office. 1 month ago I was told it was being printed and haven’t heard anything since. Can you please assist here?

[IS YE WORKING ON A NEW ALBUM TODAY? @didjesusdrop]

Kendrick looked directly at the camera and said:

“Say drake I hear you like em young”

[Ku @earthkwakes]

I would like a word with the PR team 😭

[Ku @earthkwakes]

And did

[M.E 🍃 @Emmys]

Tall people act like they earned it

[KB @kbyrd2_]

Trump got all the credit for Obama’s economy. Just for America to turn around & blame Biden for Trump’s economy.

[𝒮𝒾𝑒. ᡣ𐭩 @Cindtrillella]

Bruh that nigga Trump really tweeted “STOP THE COUNT!” during the middle of election night when he saw Joe Biden upping the score.

You cannot write that type of comedy.

[Niall Stanage @NiallStanage]

Cardi B is like a case study in how people confuse social-class codes with intelligence.

If you listen to what Cardi says, it’s very obvious she’s highly intelligent.

But a lot of people, to their discredit, don’t hear it because of a bias against the argot she uses.

[y$ @whysaintt]

idk why trump tryna be president when stand up comedy is right there

[kasey @kaseyklimes]

my favorite new york social code is when a lone person needs to get a stroller up the subway stairs.

nearly instantly, a stranger picks up the other end of the stroller,
helps carry it up, then departs as quickly as they appeared.
no words are exchanged. eye contact is minimal.

[Ku @earthkwakes]

@vosswater where can I get a case of glass 800mL bottles??

[Algeria FC @Algeria_FC]

Cry more

[#DIAVOLO @saintdiavolo]

New York just be putting anyone together wym you a Dominican Bengali

[Ku @earthkwakes]

Sign America to Cooked Records

[jordan @JordanUhl]

"I wouldn't have picked Vice President Trump to be vice president, if she's not qualified to be president."

[Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters]

Damn we’re about to have the first fully remote president

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

melatonin is crazy cause it’s like yea you can get to sleep but you gotta speak to demons once you’re there

[kaceytron @kaceytron]

Isn’t it crazy seeing everyone who would have been against the Civil Rights movement