Here is Freddie's (age 8) submission for #DesignASprite contest!
The Shark Sprite
His ability is it sniffs out nearby loot or enemies and splashes water around you and gives a small temporary shield boost.
Snappy!
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Here is Barney's (age 10) submission for #DesignASprite contest!
Apparently the idea is it creates a small bounce-burst that launches the player slightly upward or knocks loot around
Yummy!
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🔥 SEVEN ASSISTANTS ⚔️
Bins on fire.
Sync maps screaming.
Exports stuck at 99%.
Seven heroes rose…
(Was probably six too many).
🎬 Join the Order.
Worship the Timeline.
Fight the chaos.
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👹 RENDER THINGS 🩸
In the Upside Down, everything exports at 1fps.
The queue stalls.
The fans scream.
And she still hits Export. 😱
🎬 Join the Order.
Worship the Timeline.
Survive the lag.
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💥 THE LAST VERSION HERO 💾🔥
When the project crashed for the 7th time, he didn’t panic.
He just growled — “Get to the render queue!” 🚁
🎬 Join the Order.
Worship the Timeline.
Wear the pain.
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🎧 FINAL MIX 2: THIS TIME IT’S PERSONAL 🔥
He bounced it four times.
The clicks were still there.
Some say he’s still bouncing... 👻
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Worship the Timeline.
Wear the pain.
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🎬 From the mentalist that brought you those other shirts…
💀 This Halloween, evil walks the timeline 💀
🕯️ Dark Side of the Suite presents:
The Post-Production Horror Collection 👻
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☕ DELIVERANCE: THE LATTE CUT
He went for coffee.
He came back… wrong.
And the mocha? Almond, not oat.
🎬 New horror tee for post-production survivors.
From Dark Side of the Suite
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🖥️ THE SILENCE OF THE RAMs
An editor. A producer. 47 vague notes.
HELLO, CLARIFY. 🧠💀
A bit like me and AI — I ask for 1 post, it gives me 12, cries, and reboots.
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🚨 “Yes, chef. Sync is up.”
But the media’s offline, QC’s on fire and the client wants 12 renders by lunch.
The Export - a post‑production panic attack in shirt form.
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🎬 Join the Order. Worship the Timeline. Wear the chaos.
#TheBearParody#PostLife
🟥 BUDGET WARS
The bids were never supposed to fight back…
She asked for the VFX breakdown.
What she got… was rebellion.
For the post supervisors fighting off scope creep with spreadsheets and steely glares.
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#BudgetWars#PostSupervisor#EditorHumor
🕶️ THE EDITRIX
Free your database. Free your mind.
In the render-verse… he sees through the proxies. 💻✨
New from Dark Side of the Suite
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🟥 EDITOR in RIPPLE EFFECT
He made one trim… and everything fell apart.
An unlocked track. A single ripple.
The timeline… turned against him.
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#EditorLife#DarkSideOfTheSuite#PostProductionHumor#RippleEffect
MANUAL SYNC: THE RECKONING
🎬 Scene 1. TTL 01. Manually Clapped.
Some waveforms should never be touched…
For those who’ve synced by trauma.
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🕯️ PARANORMAL SYNC-TIVITY
“All the grouping has led to this.”
CAM 1 | 02:45:00 AM
Bin open. Sync points missing.
Something's in the cut.
For editors haunted by ScriptSync…
🎬 Wear the fear → https://t.co/fXS6vhG4sL
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