Philip Scaife

Film/TV Drama Editor. I've cut stuff, some you've seen, some you haven't, made a couple of kids, still alive...

[Philip Scaife @earthymuck]

Here is Freddie's (age 8) submission for #DesignASprite contest!

The Shark Sprite

His ability is it sniffs out nearby loot or enemies and splashes water around you and gives a small temporary shield boost.

Snappy!

@Fortnite

[Philip Scaife @earthymuck]

Here is Barney's (age 10) submission for #DesignASprite contest!

Apparently the idea is it creates a small bounce-burst that launches the player slightly upward or knocks loot around

Yummy!
@Fortnite

[Dark Side of the Suite @DarkSideofPost]

🔥 SEVEN ASSISTANTS ⚔️
Bins on fire.
Sync maps screaming.
Exports stuck at 99%.
Seven heroes rose…
(Was probably six too many).
🎬 Join the Order.
Worship the Timeline.
Fight the chaos.
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#SevenAssistants #DarkSideOfTheSuite #PostProduction #EditorsLife

[Dark Side of the Suite @DarkSideofPost]

👹 RENDER THINGS 🩸
In the Upside Down, everything exports at 1fps.
The queue stalls.
The fans scream.
And she still hits Export. 😱
🎬 Join the Order.
Worship the Timeline.
Survive the lag.
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#RenderThings #DarkSideOfTheSuite #PostProduction #EditorsLife

[Dark Side of the Suite @DarkSideofPost]

👻 WRONG TURN-OVER: THE VERSIONING 🩸
She just wanted to go home…
but V14 had other plans.

🎬 Join the Order.
Worship the Timeline.
Survive the night.
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#DarkSideOfTheSuite #WrongTurnOver #Halloween #PostProduction #EditorsLife

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💥 THE LAST VERSION HERO 💾🔥
When the project crashed for the 7th time, he didn’t panic.
He just growled — “Get to the render queue!” 🚁
🎬 Join the Order.
Worship the Timeline.
Wear the pain.
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#DarkSideOfTheSuite #EditorLife #PostProduction #FilmParody

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🎧 FINAL MIX 2: THIS TIME IT’S PERSONAL 🔥
He bounced it four times.
The clicks were still there.
Some say he’s still bouncing... 👻
🎬 Join the Order.
Worship the Timeline.
Wear the pain.
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#DarkSideOfTheSuite #FinalMix2 #SoundMixer #PostProduction

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🎬 From the mentalist that brought you those other shirts…

💀 This Halloween, evil walks the timeline 💀

🕯️ Dark Side of the Suite presents:
The Post-Production Horror Collection 👻
🎃 https://t.co/fXS6vhG4sL
#HalloweenDrop #EditorHorror #JoinTheOrder

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☕ DELIVERANCE: THE LATTE CUT
He went for coffee.
He came back… wrong.
And the mocha? Almond, not oat.
🎬 New horror tee for post-production survivors.
From Dark Side of the Suite
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#RunnerDeliverance #EditorLife #DarkSideOfTheSuite #TheLatteCut

[Dark Side of the Suite @DarkSideofPost]

🖥️ THE SILENCE OF THE RAMs
An editor. A producer. 47 vague notes.
HELLO, CLARIFY. 🧠💀
A bit like me and AI — I ask for 1 post, it gives me 12, cries, and reboots.
🎯 https://t.co/fXS6vhGCij
#DarkSideOfTheSuite #HelloClarify #EditorLife #PostHumor

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🚨 “Yes, chef. Sync is up.”
But the media’s offline, QC’s on fire and the client wants 12 renders by lunch.
The Export - a post‑production panic attack in shirt form.
🔥 https://t.co/fXS6vhG4sL
🎬 Join the Order. Worship the Timeline. Wear the chaos.
#TheBearParody #PostLife

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🟥 BUDGET WARS
The bids were never supposed to fight back…
She asked for the VFX breakdown.
What she got… was rebellion.
For the post supervisors fighting off scope creep with spreadsheets and steely glares.
🛒 https://t.co/fXS6vhGCij
#BudgetWars #PostSupervisor #EditorHumor

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🕶️ THE EDITRIX
Free your database. Free your mind.
In the render-verse… he sees through the proxies. 💻✨
New from Dark Side of the Suite
🛒 https://t.co/fXS6vhG4sL
🖥️ Join the Order. #VFXEditor #DarkSideOfTheSuite

[Dark Side of the Suite @DarkSideofPost]

🟨 MATCH FRAME: RELOADED
They delivered 4K. He delivered justice. 🔫
One online editor.
Zero tolerance for broken links.

💻 Join the Order: https://t.co/JNwInUE0HI
#MatchFrameReloaded #DarkSideOfTheSuite #PostProductionHumor

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🟥 EDITOR in RIPPLE EFFECT
He made one trim… and everything fell apart.
An unlocked track. A single ripple.
The timeline… turned against him.
🛒 https://t.co/fXS6vhG4sL
📽️ Join the Order. Wear the pain.
#EditorLife #DarkSideOfTheSuite #PostProductionHumor #RippleEffect

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👑 GAME OF TIMELINES
“You win, or you ripple delete.”
Rule the bin. Master the sequences. Fear the ripple.
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#GameOfTimelines #EditorLife #DarkSideOfTheSuite #PostProduction #FilmEditorHumor

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MANUAL SYNC: THE RECKONING
🎬 Scene 1. TTL 01. Manually Clapped.
Some waveforms should never be touched…
For those who’ve synced by trauma.
🕯️ Join the Order → https://t.co/JNwInUEyxg
#ManualSync #PostLife #DarkSideOfTheSuite

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🟩 BEHIND the GREEN
They keyed it out.
But something stayed behind. 👻
For every VFX artist who's stared too long into the matte.
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🕳️ Join the Order. Wear the pain.
#PostProduction #VFXLife #GreenScreen #DarkSideOfTheSuite #CompositorHumor

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A QC PLACE
Passing is survival.
Failed. Corrupted. Missing.
The QC report doesn’t lie… but you wish it did.
Wear the fear:
🎬 https://t.co/fXS6vhG4sL
#PostProduction #EditorLife #QCFail #DarkSideOfTheSuite

[Dark Side of the Suite @DarkSideofPost]

🕯️ PARANORMAL SYNC-TIVITY
“All the grouping has led to this.”
CAM 1 | 02:45:00 AM
Bin open. Sync points missing.
Something's in the cut.

For editors haunted by ScriptSync…
🎬 Wear the fear → https://t.co/fXS6vhG4sL
#PostProduction #DarkSideOfTheSuite #JoinTheOrder