EmilyAnne 🌻

Professional Dog Trainer 🐕

[EmilyAnne 🌻 @easchwinn]

Ok can we just talk about @goodr for a sec bc not only are they the best sunglasses ever but I just processed a return for a pair that just weren't me, fully expecting to make a trip to the ups store, but no. They fully refunded them & said keep 'em anyway. 10/10 customer service

[EmilyAnne 🌻 @easchwinn]

I'm obsessed with my dogs and love them with my whole being. I also think literally non stop about what my next dog is going to be even though my rational brain knows it'll be years before I can add to the pack

[EmilyAnne 🌻 @easchwinn]

Dog food stresses me out, I need my dogs to just TELL me what they like best please and thank you

[EmilyAnne 🌻 @easchwinn]

What is is about 3-4pm that makes me feel like I haven't slept in approximately 10 years?

[EmilyAnne 🌻 @easchwinn]

What kind of crack are they putting in nerds clusters

[EmilyAnne 🌻 @easchwinn]

Spring allergies are kicking my butt holy crap

[EmilyAnne 🌻 @easchwinn]

Pets aren't like furniture that you get just bc you have a home. They take research, effort, time, commitment, and responsibility. If you want a pet for it to just exist in your home, get a plant.

[ally @allyzielinski]

what is an opinion you have about owning pets that will have you like this?

[EmilyAnne 🌻 @easchwinn]

The phone gymnastics it takes to get anything accomplished for simply trying to get a prescription is asinine.

[EmilyAnne 🌻 @easchwinn]

We might have a thing for herding dogs over here

[EmilyAnne 🌻 @easchwinn]

What is more frustrating than dealing with healthcare related anything? NOTHING 🙃

[EmilyAnne 🌻 @easchwinn]

Tomorrow is going to be cold enough to be a stay inside day. Tomorrow also brings new Love is Blind episodes. Here's to getting cozy with my morning coffee and some trash tv ☕️👌🏼

[EmilyAnne 🌻 @easchwinn]

Today it was almost 80⁰. Tomorrow the high is 77, and the low is 19 with probable snow overnight.... Also it's February. What is going on

[EmilyAnne 🌻 @easchwinn]

We enjoyed the sunshine today and these two were so good, I love them so much

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Milo. He has initiated a pounce. Please brace for impact. 12/10 I am so ready

[EmilyAnne 🌻 @easchwinn]

It hit me that Zeke is gonna be 7 this year and that technically makes him a senior dog and I'm not okay 😭😭

[EmilyAnne 🌻 @easchwinn]

@KeithSchwinn YES!!!

[Ron @WillieDPOYszn]

the people who tackled this fucker are the people who make up this fanbase, not the fucking monsters who caused this

[EmilyAnne 🌻 @easchwinn]

I bought a bag of york mints for my candy dish. Bad idea. I cannot be trusted around york mints and they're gonna last me like 3 days 😅

[John Foley @2008Philz]

HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON...HER SISTER WAS A WITCH RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS, THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST BRO. YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG? SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE

[EmilyAnne 🌻 @easchwinn]

I thought Matthew Perry's passing hit hard, but I'm legitimately mourning Toby Keith. All the videos of country artists singing his songs in tribute are getting me every time 😭😭