Evan Allen

[Evan Allen @easports_25]

@MrsDr_Illini @TonyPajamas305 @drewgolba @chattycathy317 She could smell you queers from, presumably, Texas?

[Evan Allen @easports_25]

@drewgolba @MrsDr_Illini @TonyPajamas305 @chattycathy317 These last few tweets were definitely the highlight. Thank you for this #GayAmerica

[Evan Allen @easports_25]

@sisDAWGG he's not really pitting them against each other..just saying we should focus on the tragedies of our citizens/heroes first

[Matt Binder @MattBinder]

i am 100% for only referring to ISIS as "Daesh" now being that it is apparently the ultimate troll

[Evan Allen @easports_25]

@drewgolba I said credible not liberal

[Evan Allen @easports_25]

@drewgolba are there any remaining credible news outlets he hasn't called out?

[Evan Allen @easports_25]

The GOAT https://t.co/imfPUTgKzU

[Evan Allen @easports_25]

@KornegayJordon $2.69 if you in the club

[Evan Allen @easports_25]

Sit on it, Silvia https://t.co/m0gsKNEL63

[ESPN @espn]

"The USA are so very convinced about themselves. Americans are naturally loud."
--Silvia Neid, coach of No. 1 Germany

[Evan Allen @easports_25]

Savage https://t.co/a7a0n3YOFd

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Sam Dekker might be a first-round NBA draft pick, but that doesn't get him out of doing chores. (via @CarolDekker)

[Lake Show @Laker_Show]

The Goats. 🐐

[Evan Allen @easports_25]

@drewgolba I'm gonna dunk on you

[Evan Allen @easports_25]

@drewgolba I wasn't saying you're wrong, but why the fuck did you think of that?

[Evan Allen @easports_25]

@drewgolba Shut the hell up

[RednecksNews @RednecksNews]

The picture on the left is not bravery.

The picture on the right is bravery.

Know the difference.

[Evan Allen @easports_25]

To clarify for those who don't know what "honorary" means, Kanye West did not actually earn a PhD

[Evan Allen @easports_25]

Btw I give quote credit with "-name" so one day when researchers find all this shit there are no more anonymous quotes. Give credit when due