matt easter

[matt easter @easter_matt]

Proper thick me!!!! How the duck do yah set a new iPhone up with a new number can't access anything from this phone 😡

[Brighton ROX @roxpromotions]

RT for the chance to WIN:

2x @ShakedownUK VIP Tickets worth £75 each!!

[matt easter @easter_matt]

@callumb12 @danny_bryce ducking hell I've got over a million in the bank then wonder what the norts was sayin 😂😂

[matt easter @easter_matt]

@callumb12 thank fuck for that I was sweating then thinking I was as thick as @danny_bryce

[matt easter @easter_matt]

@callumb12 what number is they mathematically?? Scratching my head here 🙈🙈

[matt easter @easter_matt]

@elliottjones22 🙈🙈 backing your brother up wow defensive or what.. 😂😂

[matt easter @easter_matt]

@United_roadMUFC man united 'do not' need that cockney c**t believe me.. I swerved it t'fuck 😂😂 I was out after it with the lads 👍👍

[matt easter @easter_matt]

@joshlcD 😂😂😂 are yah fuck!! @andygolf01 this lad can do abit round there ⛳️

[matt easter @easter_matt]

What the hell is this course at the us open ⛳️.. As bad as 'Stamford' #hillcity 🙊👀🎣

[matt easter @easter_matt]

@United_roadMUFC sausage

[matt easter @easter_matt]

@Scottcurtis123 jammy c**t I'm knto 3rd bag of crisps then chicken kievs with wedges.. #poshtea

[matt easter @easter_matt]

@Scottcurtis123 what you on for tea pal 😂😂

[matt easter @easter_matt]

US Open ⛳️

[matt easter @easter_matt]

“@NemanjaVidicNot: The Wrecking ball in Miley Cyrus's video is actually Nemanja Vidic's left Bollock” is this true @rioferdy5 😂😂

[matt easter @easter_matt]

@ste_paz @Scooi9 I might dust the old cleats off, gettin embarrassingly overweight.. 😂😂

[matt easter @easter_matt]

@LukeSchofield93 funny as fuck them aren't they..

[matt easter @easter_matt]

@Scottcurtis123 I've smashed it mate.. 4 bags of crips biscuits with a brew, then pie chips n peas, malteasers now a maccies!! 🙈🙈 fat c**t

[matt easter @easter_matt]

There's not a minute in the day where I'm not f**kin starving.. 🐷🐷

[studio338 @studio338]

Win a trip for 2 to Ibiza (flights, hotels & club entries) to celebrate a Summer of Ibiza X LDN on the Terrace. RT!

[matt easter @easter_matt]

@danny_bryce @Scottcurtis123 don't you 2 tarnish me with the same brush, rum cunts.. I thought sticky vicky was a 'pudding' 😂😂