peasantcore influencer 🐓🍖🏰

Shepherd by day, merchant by twilight. Evenings at the pub.
he/him

[gamma 2 @Mirkojudio]

Mi más honesta reacción cuando el grupo de protagonistas le ganan al villano principal con el poder de la amistad y el esfuerzo (es el peak de la escritura):

[Sparrow @sparrowincrisis]

"Um... excuse me?"

[Jane Austen @austendaily]

There is nothing like staying at home, for real comfort.

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

don’t even joke lad

[peasantcore influencer 🐓🍖🏰 @easternjelly]

@HenryBushnell This is the breech birth of a proper football culture
, and future.

[peasantcore influencer 🐓🍖🏰 @easternjelly]

@BoneDaddyLDBB USL is where it’s at. They’re introducing pro/rel soon!

[peasantcore influencer 🐓🍖🏰 @easternjelly]

@YungJunko It’s great, it has a lot of heart for a sci-fi movie. I think people are upset that it’s more focused on the characters than the doomsday scenario.

[peasantcore influencer 🐓🍖🏰 @easternjelly]

@madisonkelleyp I grew up in central Virginia and was told that.

[Sophie Map Tu Lu @Asiatitude]

Mbappé

[َ @hekillshot]

‼️BREAKING: Generation Z is preferring to watch french national team play football instead of having sex

[Anna @Anna_96_10]

Crazy how stacked France is that Mbappe can be rested meanwhile Messi has to play every single minute or Argentina lose to Cape Verde and Egypt lmao

[🍊 @kvohru]

the focus pulling here was sick work btw when i tell you i gasped when he went out of focus

[WahabStatsHub @WahabStatsHub]

"Messi will be more calm in this World Cup since he already won it in 2022"

Messi:

[🇫🇷🍁 @cIairefontaine]

BIG WIN + cleansheet + in the semis + lightwork as fuck + olise didn’t get a yellow + fuck celeste amarilla

[#1 Daryl Morey Enjoyer @sthsthburner]

Most of France's games are like 60 minutes of mind numbing ball retention and 30 minutes of the most scintillating jugadorismo you've ever seen, that's the only reason I'm still here

[Raphi @RaphitaFCB]

"64 selecciones me parece poco serio"

Yo en 2040 viendo un San Marino vs Islas Vírgenes a las 3AM:

[Daytona 🇲🇽 @DaytonaSportsLG]

The Mexico vs England game was once in a generation type of game. The fans that were in that stadium that night will be talking about that game for years to come.

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

men's World Cup all-time goals leaders, pre-2026
🇩🇪 Miroslav Klose, 16
🇧🇷 Ronaldo, 15
🇩🇪 Gerd Muller, 14
🇫🇷 Just Fontaine, 13
🇦🇷 Lionel Messi, 13

men's World Cup all-time goals leaders now
🇦🇷 Messi, 21
🇫🇷 Kylian Mbappé, 20
🇩🇪 Klose, 16
🇧🇷 Ronaldo, 15
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Harry Kane, 14

[J. 🇭🇷 @JosipFCB93]

I heard these are really good. Makes you wanna eat 3 bags in 13 minutes