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corporate shill (aspiring)

[(ᵕ᷄≀ ̠˘᷅ ) @eastsidedav]

I love it when people under 6' ask me what Dav is short for... my brother what are YOU short for

[(ᵕ᷄≀ ̠˘᷅ ) @eastsidedav]

@PuckFupett69 "great way to see other teams" is how they should be selling season tickets lol

[(ᵕ᷄≀ ̠˘᷅ ) @eastsidedav]

@stareaskesis dope

[(ᵕ᷄≀ ̠˘᷅ ) @eastsidedav]

@NukeBushwick @LinkofSunshine Yeah I'm curious why this isn't more common. Maybe being to into Brooklyn for Brooklyn's sake is passé among hipsters now

[(ᵕ᷄≀ ̠˘᷅ ) @eastsidedav]

@Slickmike0082 @our_decay Lol read it

[(ᵕ᷄≀ ̠˘᷅ ) @eastsidedav]

@stareaskesis Can I ask where your tattoos are? I'm starting at a firm in the fall and want to get a forearm tattoo, but didn't see anyone with tattoos below the elbow when I was there last summer.

[(ᵕ᷄≀ ̠˘᷅ ) @eastsidedav]

@madison_tayt @kibbitznest is no laptops no/low phone cafe in Chicago

[(ᵕ᷄≀ ̠˘᷅ ) @eastsidedav]

@DolphinMossad Nazis should at least be hollow earthers. Where's the consistency?

[(ᵕ᷄≀ ̠˘᷅ ) @eastsidedav]

Why do Brooklyn/Queens hipster types love the Mets but hate the Nets?

[Bhaskar Sunkara @sunraysunray]

Just got a call from the Barclays Center from a poor guy who's making cold calls trying to sell Nets season tickets. He confirms that the timing has been rough for him today.

[(ᵕ᷄≀ ̠˘᷅ ) @eastsidedav]

@toneill92 @sunraysunray Again not calling out particular people. My question is "why are the Mets cool but the Nets aren't?"

[(ᵕ᷄≀ ̠˘᷅ ) @eastsidedav]

@sunraysunray Sorry I meant mostly transplants and people trying hard to be counter-culture. Like why there's no "Ode to the Nets"

[(ᵕ᷄≀ ̠˘᷅ ) @eastsidedav]

@souljagoyteller Epicure had wide-ranging influence on science, religion, and culture, but read a lot less than the other Greeks mentioned ITT https://t.co/tOqLpzsZlf

[(ᵕ᷄≀ ̠˘᷅ ) @eastsidedav]

It's over. I've already depicted me and your girl as Normal Persons and you as the Hypersensitive Plaintiff (cannot recover on a nuisance action)

[(ᵕ᷄≀ ̠˘᷅ ) @eastsidedav]

My underbite matching my girlfriend's overbite when we kiss

[(ᵕ᷄≀ ̠˘᷅ ) @eastsidedav]

@owroot Gen Zers either never learned to cook, in which case they don't care how well food is seasoned, or learned from YouTube chefs who have you seasoning at every step of the recipe with one of these bad boys

[(ᵕ᷄≀ ̠˘᷅ ) @eastsidedav]

@owroot My guess is boomers started taking them off the table out of concerns of high blood pressure (according to my mom) so fewer Gen Xers grew up with it...

[LPC @landpalestine]

In the film “Borat” the villagers were not actors; they believed it was a genuine documentary

They were told that it would focus on rural life. After the film was released, they considered suing the Israeli actor Sacha Baron Cohen

"We thought they had come here to help us, not to mock us."

[(ᵕ᷄≀ ̠˘᷅ ) @eastsidedav]

I'm at the low sensory room
I'm at the queer book nook

I'm at the combination low sensory room and queer book nook

[(ᵕ᷄≀ ̠˘᷅ ) @eastsidedav]

I saw my favorite artist... Jacking Toff

[(ᵕ᷄≀ ̠˘᷅ ) @eastsidedav]

"read classic books"

[Sahil Bloom @SahilBloom]

My current lifemaxxing stack:

- 4:30am wake up
- Read classic books
- 3 hours creative work before 8am
- Lift/run 6x/week
- Eat single ingredient foods
- Present time with fam/friends
- 20-min evening sauna
- Wild Roman skincare routine
- 8:30pm bedtime

Wouldn't change a thing.