Emilie Zoey Baker

furious cowgirl, super poet, education nerd, slam ma'am and fannyist. Fanny means VAGINA where I'm from. host of @betteroffsaidau

[Emilie Zoey Baker @easybee]

Quarantine routine: I just want to share what works for me. To give structure and a sense of stability
9 am - look at my phone from bed
12pm: breakfast
12.30: look at my phone on the couch
8pm: dinner
9pm: watch Tv & look at my phone
12: go to bed & look at my phone in the dark

[Emilie Zoey Baker @easybee]

@LeenaVanD I'll see you there!

[Emilie Zoey Baker @easybee]

Who just cancelled their trip to America for real?

[Emilie Zoey Baker @easybee]

@KaliAAnthony a wise choice

[Emilie Zoey Baker @easybee]

@nicole_jenkins Absolutely

[Emilie Zoey Baker @easybee]

@LeenaVanD Have you listed to the pod Things Fell Apart by Jon Ronson?

[Emilie Zoey Baker @easybee]

@LeenaVanD Yeah I would not do that!

[Emilie Zoey Baker @easybee]

@VirginAustralia I just kept getting a ‘number not listed’ message but eventually got through on another number. Ta.

[Emilie Zoey Baker @easybee]

@SenatorThorpe What a braveheart you are 🔥

[Emilie Zoey Baker @easybee]

@VirginAustralia I’m unable to get through on the phone (hence my semi desperate social media post)

[Emilie Zoey Baker @easybee]

@aceofvii this one hurt the most

[Emilie Zoey Baker @easybee]

@RpsAgainstTrump just me or

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

Laura Loomer: “I know that Kamala Harris sucked di*k to get where she is today… I’m not like her, okay? I don’t suck di*k to get to the top.”

Absolutely sickening. This is the person Trump chose to take with him to 9/11 memorial events this week
https://t.co/ASag7fBxCj

[Emilie Zoey Baker @easybee]

@Logically_JC They do know she’s not inside the tv right?

[Robert Komaniecki @Komaniecki_R]

spiders in your apartment after the landlord paints over them

[Emilie Zoey Baker @easybee]

@IAmStatMatt Is this Chris Lilley

[Emilie Zoey Baker @easybee]

LOOK AT ME

[Michael Nolan @ChetGetty]

Hail @easybee's pivot to travel writing in Escape... Looking forward to plus-oneing about the globe with her on endless junkets.
https://t.co/6oGZjsLKr6

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

Childless Cat and Dog Ladies for Harris

[Emilie Zoey Baker @easybee]

@laurajeanmckay @qldwriters yeahyeahyeah!

[Nathan Christopher @HelloNathanC]

My kid transcribed something her teacher said in class today and is it giving it to her as a gift tomorrow.