Easy Captable

Professional equity management for modern companies. 409A valuations, compliance automation, and stakeholder portals.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I still can’t believe we left Iraq without the oil.

[Easy Captable @easycaptable]

@Mamoosh_C @StaceyFadzayi 6. shaving.

[Modern Dad @ModernxDad]

7 Types of Woman that will ruin your life..

[MrFly @mistarfly]

🚨BREAKING NEWS 😳😳💔
Achraf Hakimi’s ex-wife, Hiba Abouk, has allegedly apologized and says she regrets filing for dîvorce 😳

Sources claim she says she was misguided by friends and acted out of emotions, and is now begging Hakimi to take her back 💔🥲

But here’s the plot twist everyone is talking about 👀👇

This apology is rumored to be coming right after PSG renewed Hakimi’s contract, boosting his salary from £10 million to £28 million per year 💰🔥

And just like before…
👉 All his money still goes straight into his MOTHER’S account 😮👏

Moral lesson:
Dear men, protect your peace, protect your assets, and always… STAY HAKIMIZED 🙌

[CAF @CAF_Online]

HALF-TIME 🇪🇬🇿🇼

Zimbabwe head into the break with a 1-0 lead over Egypt.

#TotalEnergiesAFCON2025

[ICC @ICC]

Zimbabwe's speedster is set to take the reins as the new Test and ODI captain 🙌

https://t.co/Q2a7QIffIf

[MDN NEWS @MDNnewss]

The Border Management Authority says travelers must use official ports of entry, arrive early, and carry all required documents such as passports, visas, and health certificates.

It warns against illegal and dangerous crossings, especially along the Caledon River, and urges foreign nationals to obtain proper documents from their home countries before travelling.

The BMA also calls for public cooperation and more resources to help it carry out its mandate effectively.

[True Men Tales @TrueMenTales]

The Japanese Way of Living
Mindful Practices for a Balanced Life

[The Deal Trader @TheDealTrader_]

How the Rich Protect their Assets

[hunter @hxxntrr]

"i can't get US funding, i'm in dubai/mumbai/lagos"

no moron

you're just lazy

i have clients in 23 countries with $100K+ in US credit lines
they've never stepped foot in america

the international funding blueprint:

month 0: form wyoming LLC ($200)
month 1: get EIN (free, IRS website)
month 2: apply for ITIN (form W-7)
month 3: open mercury account (remote)
month 4: secured biz card ($500 deposit)
month 6: apply chase ink (ITIN + EIN combo)
month 8: $100K+ available credit

you don't need a green card
you need a brain

the US banking system is the greatest wealth tool ever created
and 99% of international entrepreneurs are too scared to use it

here's the step-by-step with exact banks that approve foreigners:

PHASE 1: Entity Setup
1. Wyoming LLC via https://t.co/d3VOqju1Q9 ($199)
2. Virtual mailbox via VirtualPostMail ($20/month)
3. US phone via Google Voice (free)
4. EIN via https://t.co/sfJKgKOlQW (free, instant)

PHASE 2: Banking Setup
Mercury Bank (100% remote, no SSN)
- Open with just EIN and passport
- $250K FDIC insured
- Free wires

Relay Financial (backup)
- Similar to Mercury
- Better for high-risk industries

PHASE 3: ITIN Application
- Form W-7 with passport certified
- Use acceptance agent ($200)
- Takes 7 weeks
- This unlocks everything

PHASE 4: Credit Building
Month 1-3: Secured cards
- OpenSky ($200 deposit)
- Capital One ($200 deposit)
- Deserve ($0 with student status)

Month 4-6: Business credit
- Brex (no personal guarantee)
- Divvy ($20K typical)
- Ramp ($50K typical)

Month 7+: Major banks
- Chase Ink (ITIN + EIN required)
- Amex Business (ITIN works)
- Capital One Spark (ITIN works)

My Nigerian client:
- Started: June 2023
- Current: $275K in US credit
- Cost: $1,400 total
- Location: Still in Lagos

Stop making excuses
The US wants your business
They just make it look hard to filter out the lazy

America is open for business
Even if you're not American

[LadyM1306!🇳🇬 @LadyM1306]

Ramaphosa is who he thinks he is. Look at this. US what????? 😂😂😂😂

#G20SouthAfrica

[Easy Captable @easycaptable]

@hthieblot We track every share, option, and warrant in your company so you know exactly who owns what percentage at any moment, and we automate the paperwork and tax filings that come with it.

[Hubert Thieblot @hthieblot]

Explain your product in one sentence.
Be clear about what it does.
No buzzwords.
if you can do that, I’ll consider investing.
Hit me.

[ChrisExcel @ChrisExcel102]

Our brother Makate agreed on a R100 million settlement

Lawyers took R60 million

SARS took R18 million

He’s left with R18 Million 😭😭😭

[Formula 1 @F1]

A BRILLIANT DRIVE FROM OLLIE! 😮‍💨🐻

It's a career-best P4 finish for the @HaasF1Team driver 👏

#F1 #MexicoGP @OllieBearman

[Formula 1 @F1]

LANDO NORRIS SECURES A DOMINANT WIN!! 🏆👏

It's a commanding race for the McLaren driver! 👀

#F1 #MexicoGP

[Easy Captable @easycaptable]

@Oriana_RSA @africannoblesZA Mayibuye loves coming.

[Startup Archive @StartupArchive_]

Jensen Huang explains why he has 50 direct reports

“The people that report to the CEO should require the least amount of pampering… They should be at the top of their game, incredibly good at their craft, and unless they need my personal help, they should require very little management… The more direct reports the CEO has, the fewer layers there are in the company. And so it allows us to keep information fluid, and allows us to make sure that everyone is empowered by information. And our company just performs better because everybody’s aligned and informed of what’s going on.”

Video source: @nytimesevents (2023)

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New media post from Donald J. Trump

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 BREAKING: President Trump was CALLED by Nobel Peace Prize winner Maria Corina Machado and she said - "I'm accepting this in honor of you, because you really deserved it."

"I didn't say, 'Then, give it to me!' though." 😂

"I think she might've. She was very nice."

"I've been helping her along the way. They need help in Venezuela."

"I don't take - I'm HAPPY, because I saved MILLIONS of lives."

47 is the best.