Eli

I’ve been described as a “filthy leftist” by the most normal people on this app. Big Wisconsin sports guy, gym rat, and enjoyer of nerdy shit

[Eli @EasyE6273]

Fucked around and made my haters’ PRs my warmups

[Eli @EasyE6273]

@ShowtymeZack We can’t be shocked that the app that is known for having just the absolute worst of humanity is having the worst of humanity show up under a tweet that would be pretty consensus otherwise

[Eli @EasyE6273]

*30 lb dumbbells

Apparently they drained my brain of carbs n oxygen too

[Eli @EasyE6273]

A plague upon Bulgaria and their damn split squats. I can do a shit ton of weight on another leg exercise, but 30 dumbbells in each hand hitting those, and my legs are outta commission 😭😂

[Eli @EasyE6273]

It was gonna be a tank job either way, but at least Sanders is just polarizing. Deshaun is universally hated lmao

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Just in: Deshaun Watson has been named Cleveland’s starting quarterback for week 1 at Jacksonville.

[Evan Dammarell @AmNotEvan]

The #Browns QB battle

[Eli @EasyE6273]

@packers Play absolutely 0 players who will be seeing meaningful snaps this season. That field is cursed

[Eli @EasyE6273]

@DanHankeAI @badgerbarstool

[Eli @EasyE6273]

@DanHankeAI @badgerbarstool Gimme the number of your plug, cause ain’t no way they’re hitting that win total. 💀

But bet, I’ll see you when they have another underwhelming 6 win or lower season

[Eli @EasyE6273]

@DanHankeAI @badgerbarstool We can run hypotheticals on how bad it woulda been under Chryst until the sun blows up, but the argument of “empty cupboard” has always rang hollow when the transfers performed worse than the Chryst players on average, and the Chryst players were the only ones to get drafted

[Eli @EasyE6273]

@DanHankeAI @badgerbarstool Did Fickell not also bring in an insane amount of transfers to try and shore up the roster? Plus, he didn’t even bother playing Posa and Catalano until his hand was forced. He was more than willing to not play the young talent on the team in favor of old bum transfers

[Eli @EasyE6273]

@realisticPGHfan @Pack13x @g_hawk1 @MatthewMKE98 Ohhh you’re schizo. Got it

[Eli @EasyE6273]

@DanHankeAI @badgerbarstool The more of the “empty cupboard” players that have left, the worse the team has performed btw. Also, the only players drafted were the “empty cupboard” guys.

[Eli @EasyE6273]

@realisticPGHfan @Pack13x @g_hawk1 @MatthewMKE98 Between the staggering wit and intellect, and the “Christian Love” you display, it’s a wonder you’re not more popular. Couldn’t imagine why you hide your face away too. Clearly someone as amazing as you isn’t hiding his insecurities away behind anonymity 💀

[Eli @EasyE6273]

@realisticPGHfan @Pack13x @g_hawk1 @MatthewMKE98 See, there you go again being all angry and hostile for nothing. The original two tweets by Matthew were clearly jokes, especially the one about copium, which was in reference to HIMSELF about how we get JPJ. Go touch some grass, sundodger, it’ll ease you up 💀

[Eli @EasyE6273]

@realisticPGHfan @Pack13x @g_hawk1 @MatthewMKE98 Dude, it’s a joke and you’re having a fuckin meltdown. Go see a proctologist for the massive stick up your ass 💀

[Eli @EasyE6273]

These dudes were out here playin football, what the hell?? 😂💀

[Milwaukee Brewers @Brewers]

TYING THE MOST LOPSIDED SHUTOUT IN MAJOR LEAGUE HISTORY

#ThisIsMyCrew x @UWCreditUnion

[Eli @EasyE6273]

@badgerbarstool Good thing in the past 3 losses by Fraudell they never had to pass and would instead just run for 300+ yards/have Wisconsin’s offense shoot itself repeatedly

[Nate Tice @Nate_Tice]

explain this then

[Public Enemies Podcast @PublicEnemiesHQ]

“Pat McAfee’s album is legit good good”

[Eli @EasyE6273]

@BrettKollmann @TFG_Football @BengalYouTube Brett, c’mon now 😂