jake

[jake @easyjakeoven69]

Who tryna do wegovy at the state park tnight???

[jake @easyjakeoven69]

@Ella123456767 You say it’s your calling I say it’s my 13th reason.

[jake @easyjakeoven69]

@cmd070703 This is a true 2019 sky.

[jake @easyjakeoven69]

Did the groundhog really die not saying he deserved it but I heard a rumor

[jake @easyjakeoven69]

Commuting makes me upset

[jake @easyjakeoven69]

nj transit in human form is a toxic ex who says they’re working on themselves but then never change

[jake @easyjakeoven69]

I’m deep frying that ground hog

[jake @easyjakeoven69]

toys r us shutting down started the downfall of humanity

[jake @easyjakeoven69]

@KahnMichaela Not going near that

[jake @easyjakeoven69]

What SSRI does Robert Irwin take and I would like a lifetime supply

[jake @easyjakeoven69]

Can we go back to when a barbershop haircut cost a quarter????

[jake @easyjakeoven69]

this year has been the longest decade

[jake @easyjakeoven69]

why tf did they make Ravi do that accent😭

[jake @easyjakeoven69]

It’s literally earth shattering when a printer kind of works

[jake @easyjakeoven69]

@cmd070703 True

[jake @easyjakeoven69]

If everyone in the world took an aderall at the same time we would fix so many problems

[jake @easyjakeoven69]

DO NOT lift the rug. There is a lot of stuff swept under that

[jake @easyjakeoven69]

@KahnMichaela This the vibe

[jake @easyjakeoven69]

new postgrad activity: sit and text everyone I know until I can feel they’re getting annoyed at me

[jake @easyjakeoven69]

Arrogance is bliss