Brett McEvoy

[Brett McEvoy @EasyMac5]

@BobcatPower 🙌🙌🙌

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@faribti Dude should be banned from Earth.

[Brett McEvoy @EasyMac5]

@_JRod09 I think I'm going to start making rugs.

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@Brockhunter7 I'd pay for that vaccine

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@TheRaginAsian Failed to establish ethos for me by featuring an Emperor scorpion (not native to the region). A Bark scorpion would have been a better representation of indigenous wildlife inhabiting the Valley. Sad.

[Brett McEvoy @EasyMac5]

@tweetsfrombrock If the presidential title is removed, would his official title be "Guy Fieri"?

e.g. "Please welcome the Guy Fieri of the United States of America, Guy Fieri."

Other considerations:
Washington DC ➡️ Flavor Town
America ➡️ Flavor Nation or Flation

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@ConKeislador 👀

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@MJKitchens4 CB>LD

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@katereif1 👀

[kelly @BoyYeetsWorld]

a month ago i googled the easiest plant to take care of and bought it and now it’s dead

[Brett McEvoy @EasyMac5]

@tweetsfrombrock I'm no expert, but your metabolic age has to be 18-20 max. Your body type is Brad Pitt circa Troy 2004. You haven't even reached your prime.

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@MJKitchens4 @ConKeislador

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Facts

[Jack @jsim04]

“So we just gonna start at MJ’s rookie season and end with his last?”

Last Dance Producer:

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@SadiqueFarhan Oh, I beg to differ.

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Everytime @ChickfilA

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Whatcha got?

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@katereif1 Poll was rigged from the beginning. Are we sure Twitter is counting all of the votes?

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@JustinRahe @katereif1

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@katereif1 @JustinRahe Are you describing my stomach when I bend over?

[Brett McEvoy @EasyMac5]

Aggressively false.

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Most popular Super Bowl recipes in every state (per @GoogleTrends) 🏈

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