Cyprian Da 3rd

haven't decided yet, haven't made my mind, so don't mind me

[Cyprian Da 3rd @easymvcaveli]

I love hoes like you 🫶🏾

[julia @juliagiaa]

Bitches be like “Wrong hole” Sht not me. Put that d!ck back in my a$$

[Cyprian Da 3rd @easymvcaveli]

I hate when pornstars do this, bitch nobody care about you selling pussy. Make a horror movie for the new upcoming hoes, so they don’t go down your same lane

[𝗥𝘢n͎d̆̈o̥ͦ爪 @hor_laps]

Former adult performer Samantha Browne reveals the terrifying reality behind her first anal scene on Anything Goes with James English:

"What actually happened on set during that first scene?"

"I was only 19 years old, and it was so painful that the guy literally asphyxiated me until I passed out."

"He choked you unconscious on camera?!"

"Yes. I passed out on set, so he was essentially penetrating an unconscious person. I don't know how long I was out, but when I came to, I was completely dazed."

"Did the production stop?"

"No, you can't stop. You just carry on with the scene. And the sickest part about that mindset was that afterwards, I literally grabbed him and thanked him for choking me out! When your mind is that broken down, you think someone is your savior for knocking you unconscious just to stop the pain."

[FlyXpress @flyxpress]

I just applied for a job in Asia, idgaf no more

[b!anco @whereisbbg]

But do aliens believe in me

[Cyprian Da 3rd @easymvcaveli]

@hotheadbihh Ima have a costume for the hoes I bring to the crib

[Cyprian Da 3rd @easymvcaveli]

I’m 30, and if I go to a Halloween party, I’m putting some drip on. I went with a costume one year and regretted it ever since, the hoes was looking at me crazy, and all the niggas had regular clothes.

[Lord ✞ @LordofMafia_]

Niggas pushing 30 finna call off work for Halloween weekend

[Cyprian Da 3rd @easymvcaveli]

I run faster hornier than Olympic Jamacian sprinters

[Ricky “The Vagician” Clamstead @SGTClamstead]

I run faster horny than you do scared

[Cyprian Da 3rd @easymvcaveli]

That Jay-Z hush money alil different

[billboard @billboard]

Jay-Z Sexual Assault Accuser Fully Recants Her Accusation: ‘These Allegations Were False’
https://t.co/LYxXeNZXeI

[Cyprian Da 3rd @easymvcaveli]

How I hop out the shower when I get the bubble guts

[no context memes @nocontextmemes]

running back to the toilet after realising it’s not over yet

[Cyprian Da 3rd @easymvcaveli]

@druski be catching strays for nothing 😂😂 nigga too famous

[Cyprian Da 3rd @easymvcaveli]

@KenyaaBby Having ya own crib has its percs, but being lonely isn’t it, felt like a living coffin foreal

[Cyprian Da 3rd @easymvcaveli]

Idc what nobody says, isolation is a sickness

[KEISHA FROM BELLY @danezzy90]

HAVE YALL EVER LIVED COMPLETELY ALONE NO KIDS NO SPOUSE NO ROOMMATES NO ANIMALS JUST YOURSELF?

[Cyprian Da 3rd @easymvcaveli]

Nigga fuck you, I’m a hating ass 30yr old

[luka sabbat @whoisluka]

Sometimes I feel like I’m behind then I remember I’m not even 30 yet

[Reads with Ravi @readswithravi]

“You need to be stubborn on your vision, but very flexible on the details.”

— Jeff Bezos

[Cyprian Da 3rd @easymvcaveli]

I will win

[𝒄 @clicszn]

i will win.

[Ola Ojewumi @Olas_Truth]

The KKK is a Christian organization.

[Cyprian Da 3rd @easymvcaveli]

I would’ve been the president if I had a girl sending me this every morning

[Cyprian Da 3rd @easymvcaveli]

I try not to abuse my powers

[ٰ @daergp]

with great dick comes great responsibility

[poet @wavstxr]

real niggas let spiders live

[Cyprian Da 3rd @easymvcaveli]

@KenyaaBby Cause you not in my skits

[Cyprian Da 3rd @easymvcaveli]

I’ll split the rent with you

[slim. @KenyaaBby]

😩😩😩😩😩 I need a new setting. Should I just move to Texas? 😭