Will from Sil [icon]

Goin' for Gold

[Will from Sil [icon] @EasyPastaTattoo]

@Nero #QuantumSuperstateFeminism? #JRE Hilarious! Congratulations, you sir are my 100th follow (until the next reaping).

[Will from Sil [icon] @EasyPastaTattoo]

Alright, this account has "Had enough of this." Commence discontinuent of mobile notifications!

[Will from Sil [icon] @EasyPastaTattoo]

I will turn of mobile notifications for this account tomorrow in accordance to my own standard trans-account migration. #refugee

[Will from Sil [icon] @EasyPastaTattoo]

@thekatiehughey @DenimCouch Congrats Katie. What are you going to do now?

[Will from Sil [icon] @EasyPastaTattoo]

@MauveLighthouse @StanDAlone2016 @DenimCouch Some people were born to die. #3

[Will from Sil [icon] @EasyPastaTattoo]

I'm moving back to my namesake Twitter account, @willwhittenburg. Sorry to be jerking everyone around.

[BlueBan @YMHBlueBan]

Watch @tomsegura and @ChristinaP give the play-by-play of the giant orgy during the @DowntonAbbey #finale https://t.co/mttjXhRcKG

[Will from Sil [icon] @EasyPastaTattoo]

@JohnMills55 The best thing about taking a shower is:

[Will from Sil [icon] @EasyPastaTattoo]

@MauveLighthouse But you already have a mustache for that! All you need is some white shoes from @BassProShops.

[Will from Sil [icon] @EasyPastaTattoo]

The best thing about Twitter friends:

[Will from Sil [icon] @EasyPastaTattoo]

@ChadKovac @Grink Incessantly berate the LADIES. They should be doing better things with their life and/or bodies.

[Will from Sil [icon] @EasyPastaTattoo]

@StanDAlone2016 The officials are @trimtrom & @MauveLighthouse. #duh
@playazball is the Roger Goodell
@ChadKovac ...

[Will from Sil [icon] @EasyPastaTattoo]

@StanDAlone2016 Hey bub, I was thinking me and you do a fantasy draft on these raw talents! Down south to the bayou!

[grink✨ @Grink]

@EasyPastaTattoo @MauveLighthouse @Jay_C_Miller I go normal speed but take curves and corners fast. Then they have to scurry up like a B

[Will from Sil [icon] @EasyPastaTattoo]

@Grink @MauveLighthouse Do you do what my dad does? @Jay_C_Miller I have soo many dad's.

[Will from Sil [icon] @EasyPastaTattoo]

@MauveLighthouse Nope. Purely for a rebellious intent.

[Will from Sil [icon] @EasyPastaTattoo]

I'll b my dad when I start breaking hard-on tailgators, pulling off road, only to exact revenge on said tailgater. https://t.co/XRnd8bNk5v

[Will from Sil [icon] @EasyPastaTattoo]

Any minute now... Mike Parish, my first ever landlord, will inquire to his tenants as to the whereabouts of his money.

[Will from Sil [icon] @EasyPastaTattoo]

@Jay_C_Miller @sigdiamond You know he's happy and in the zone when he's bitchin&moanin about something.

[Will from Sil [icon] @EasyPastaTattoo]

@Jay_C_Miller @sigdiamond hey dad