David

Seagulls fan. What are you going to do about it ?

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Arsenal play like a League One team against a Premier League outfit. It's quite pitiful #PSGARS

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Every player has run 15k. The Arsenal keeper down with cramp 🤦#PSGARS

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#arsenal taking too long on a set piece ?? Wow. MIND BLOWN #PSGAR

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@therealaskilroy @kirawontmiss Calling my hero, Mr Pink.

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@maybebrayyy @Cherries_FM How they have the brass neck to sell tickets to away fans for THAT view ? Selhurst is a relic of a ground, by far easily the worst in the PL.

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@Cherries_FM @GARETHHUGHESJO1 I can only assume you've never been in the away end at Selhurst Park. "Better than the Amex" - laughable. It's a decrepit dump mate. Give your head a wobble.

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#everton you had 1 job. Fancy losing at Spurs. Humiliating. 🤦

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@oh_duh @CasuallyGreg @vxylily That is superb. I'd buy that 👏

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@CountValkwula @Lemonbriz An absolute MASTERCLASS in whataboutery right there. Textbook 👏

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Suck on THAT you #Chelsea filth. Nobody likes you. #FACup

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Oh. Did #celtic win the league again ?

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It's it possible to DESPISE Arsenal more than any other club ? They're having a bloody good run at it. Surely the most unpopular champions since #chelsea, and bloody hell, that's saying something! Arteta, just get off my telly, you insufferable Legoland prick. #WHUARS

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"There are no easy games in the #PremierLeague". Well...yes. There are. #bhafc #wwfc

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@JamesCWarne @Tyrrells do a beef brisket & black peppercorn flavour, which they seemingly REFUSE to release to supermarkets. I've seen it in pubs, occasionally, but for some reason it does not exist in the mainstream. Infuriating.

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@k_adebamowo It really helps when your owner CHEATS to sign the top players as well. Doesn't it ? Every single title Chelsea won under Abramovich should carry an asterisk.

Typical russian.

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@CFCDaily

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@henrywinter If a keeper goes down needing "treatment" then it's quite simple. The other 21 players must all gather inside the centre circle, until the keeper makes his miraculous recovery. No coaching from the sidelines. They all just have to mill about.

Easy innit ?

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@garyboyd70 @henrywinter A proper job ? He's been the chief football writer for The Times mate. What have YOU done ? Thrown a kettle over a pub ?

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@ThePuntingPost @_WokeNonsenseFC Piss off. The last thing MATCHGOING fans want is multiple kickoff times spread all over the shop, any more than it already is. Turn your telly off and go and watch a game, you utter THROBBER.

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@zarahussain999 @BBCBreaking @BBCWorld As long as they left the Haven holiday park near Cowes alone and gave the dinosaurs at Black gang Chine the occasional spray, I'd be alright with it.