I. M. Val

A chill guy with a stubborn desire to live life on his own terms. Here for commentary, laughter and banter. Udo!✌🏾
#Arsenal

[I. M. Val @CountValkwula]

@Biisi96 @SodiqTade Even Chimamanda knows that most of you practice Bitterleafism not Feminism 😌

[I. M. Val @CountValkwula]

@muheediva01 The Chinese hate almost every other group, including other Asians

[I. M. Val @CountValkwula]

@Esomuchisamuel Stayed when I had nothing fit dey wait for better person to come before she move on.
Helped me become somebody actively invested and believed in me.

If both of them are one person great, but na pesin wey invest in me I dey invest in.

[I. M. Val @CountValkwula]

@General_Somto Space full ground, make she come back

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

Happy birthday, Vik! 🫱🫲

[I. M. Val @CountValkwula]

@Wizarab10 "old videos" so she didn't cheat. Did she lie about her sexual history? if not then I'm not sure why people are blaming her.

The only thing you should hold on to is how he got your number. If it's not on your social media or from a common friend, then he got it from her.

[I. M. Val @CountValkwula]

@TMZ Predicted since 2024😂😂😂

[I. M. Val @CountValkwula]

As opposed to branding it on the customer's forehead?

[ي @finestlibyan]

Why do Christians put Bible verses on things that get thrown in the garbage?

[︎ ︎venom @venom1s]

> Men discuss how their girlfriends want to be in contact with their rapists
> More than 250K women got offended
> Now they want the men who pointed this out to suffer
> Nothing about the rapist
> Nothing about trauma

Why do women behave like this?

[jonzing. @ehisssss]

i texted her, "how was your day today?" and she sent me a 7 minute voice note telling me everything..

and that basically sums up the kind of person i want by my side. stop normalizing disinterest.

[Moriö @tebogstaT]

When she thinks she’s competing with other girls but she’s actually competing with how happy I am alone.

[I. M. Val @CountValkwula]

@BhattiLaib9960 Those of you calling her karen would react the same way if a woman was out topless watering flowers.

[I. M. Val @CountValkwula]

Someone asked what if these bandits are being used by politicians to gather money.
That was not a crazy question.

[Mayor Of Calabar @Uno_009]

His name is Nuru Aliyu Garwa, a former Senior Special Adviser on Community Development, pls note that, on Community Development to the Katsina State Governor.

He recently resigned in order to contest in the House of Assembly to represent his people.

On May 13th, an eight year old boy was abducted while coming home from a Quranic School, his family were contacted and a ransom of 50 million was requested by the bandits or kidnappers.

The price was negotiated and brought down to 17 Million which was paid. After this, the family reached out to a security outfit known as Violent Crime Response Unit in Katsina State.

The Unit swung into action and started their investigation. The investigation led to the arrest of 6 of the bandits on the 23rd of May.

This arrest of the six led to the arrest of the other member and boss, Nuru Aliyu Garwa, the former SSA on Community Development to the Governor on the 24th of May.

In his house they found 7.5 million in a Ghana must go bag which the Security Unit believed is his own share of the ransom, they also found the bike used in operations and some other items.

However, investigations still ongoing.

[I. M. Val @CountValkwula]

@CBP Nawa o, how pesin wan do nkwobi like this

[I. M. Val @CountValkwula]

@presipitate @akintollgate @bsong_HR "i offered the last 3 brunch"

That's 49k each.
Why do you think you're allowed to make a takeaway order on someone's tab?

[I. M. Val @CountValkwula]

@arrakunrin This is false you engagement farming mf😂

She deleted her account and didn't reply to any comment.

[Papi Drey @Abel_Olabode]

Approaching me knowing you don’t give men money is wild.

[Mick Milee @MickMilee]

Forgive me, guys, but I feel Nigeria practices the worst versions of religion in the world.

A fact.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

I think genuine people often assume everyone else is genuine too.

[I. M. Val @CountValkwula]

@Meli_Positive 😂😂😂 God forbid a man is hungry

[Wall Street Mav @WallStreetMav]

Maturing is realizing that voting is the adult version of writing to Santa Claus.