Dave

Uncool .... #NUFC

[NYC DOT @NYC_DOT]

don’t make us take this down, bro

[Dave @easytiger23]

Having a kid kinda opens you up to how many kidz bop covers there are of Drake songs

[Dave @easytiger23]

Jalen Brunson before tip off tonight

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Please stop. I don’t want an AI summary of my Google search. I don’t want an AI summary of the text message from my friend at work. I don’t want an AI summary of the email I’m about to read. Please just stop.

[Dave @easytiger23]

@NYCMayor please bring @CosmLosAngeles to New York please and thanks

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

There have been only four Black congressmen elected to the U.S. House from Louisiana since Reconstruction.

They’re all in this photo.

[New Jersey @NJGov]

central jersey, south jersey, north jersey

[Dave @easytiger23]

@premierleague @NUFC when we played him as a striker you mean

[Dave @easytiger23]

Just amazing. no notes

[Acyn @Acyn]

TMZ: When you give these orders to carry out this extreme level of violence, what's going through your mind and your body? Do you have, like, an adrenaline rush?

Hegseth: It's a very TMZ question.

[Adam Conover @adamconover]

I don't recall any previous transformative technologies having to be sold so desperately. No one in 1999 was going, "Guys. Cell phone? It's coming, whether we like it or not. I think it's important, FOR WOMEN ESPECIALLY, to learn about cell phone. So that we're not left behind!!"

[𝚃 @T_wontmiss]

24 years old.
Fully paid off Costco hotdog.
It's not "parents money".
It's not luck.
It's consistency.
It's discipline.
I grind EVERYDAY to live this lifestyle.

[Circe @vocalcry]

No you don’t get it when Trump says “a whole civilization will die tonight” he is being hyperbolic and posturing unlike when Iran says “death to America” which is actually a very serious threat and should definitely serve as the basis for an invasion

[Dave @easytiger23]

Dave Portnoy as “Neutral” 😭

[Nate Silver @NateSilver538]

These are the Twitter/X accounts with the most engagement so far in 2026. I suppose I had some intuition for how bad it was, but jeez, this is what you get when the ecosystem is broken.

[Brandon Bradford @BrandonLBradfor]

Both parties are the same and that's why I keep demanding one party save me from the actions of the party in power who is trying to deliberately hurt everyone and consolidate power.

[Tom Goodwin @tomfgoodwin]

When are tech folk going to get that people like wasting time, it's life. They don't optimize for efficiency, they try to get by, they watch dumb stuff, they enjoy shopping. Inefficiency is another work for living and life.

Your m mean and median job isn't a software engineer in Menlo Park, it's Ashley in accounts in a not for profit in Columbus, it's Jesse , the office manager for a tool rental business in Tallahassee, they are more likely to use a Fax machine than Slack.

They quite like meetings because they like chatting, they'll use AI to make a better invite to their baby shower, not agentify their job.

These people, nor their bosses boss, aren't in a rush to build software as a side hustle, they are keen to use AI to check if their vet is overcharging them. They'd like AI to check spelling on the email to the school governor.

They don't want agentic commerce, they want AI to be in the background and make living a little less stressful

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

I'm liking your instagram photo from 8 days ago because instagram just showed me today, I’m not stalking you.

[Dave @easytiger23]

@BlomquistForMI @mehdirhasan 4 out of 216 vote no

Leftists: the democrats are exactly the same

[flexxico @ripflexxico]

Let me introduce you to Lupe Fiasco (2007)

[Patrick Mayhorn @patrick_mayhorn]

It’s so fucked up that following sports online just guarantees that you’ll be subjected to whatever dogshit Barstool is producing. A decade past its cultural moment, staffed entirely by the guys who failed to parlay it into better jobs, and still we are made to see these freaks