lovely spread lover

chomping at the bit

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Salad for one, listening to mushroom jazz, will probably check out the 2nd disc enhanced cd on my Macintosh later

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

The baddest bitch out of the salad family!

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Remembering when the return was airing and you'd know I was blacked out or about to be because I'd start acting like Dougie Jones then the next day you'd say "you went Dougie Jones last night" lol sad about dave hope you're well otherwise

[lovely spread lover @eat2live86]

Removing the governor from the hot sauce bottle

[lovely spread lover @eat2live86]

Spending 20 at aldi and 90 on mescal then thinking to myself "it really seems like you can't leave your house these days without spending 100 fucking dollars"

[lovely spread lover @eat2live86]

Last weekend at a beautiful baby shower a lover of the lovely spread lover account said to me "look at this lovely spread, are you loving that or what" and obviously I was loving it

[lovely spread lover @eat2live86]

Apologizing for my friend at the bar telling people he’s in ketosis and he’s addicted to vapes

[lovely spread lover @eat2live86]

“I goo goo ga ga need a ginger ale”

[lovely spread lover @eat2live86]

Last weekend a server at my friends wedding came up to me and said “spanish kopita” and I was like “yes, my favorite, gracias”

[lovely spread lover @eat2live86]

you can taste the passion

[lovely spread lover @eat2live86]

nice option at the airport

[lovely spread lover @eat2live86]

@dan_allegretto Hospital Dan

[lovely spread lover @eat2live86]

(opposite of virgin cocktail)

[lovely spread lover @eat2live86]

just coined the term “fucked mocktail”

[lovely spread lover @eat2live86]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! It was five years ago to this day can you believe it? #MyTwitterAnniversary

[lovely spread lover @eat2live86]

With Walnut loungin and watchin Neighbors! I love that lil M&M guy!!!😍😍😍😜😜

[lovely spread lover @eat2live86]

@thickermayo tomato :)

[lovely spread lover @eat2live86]

watering my food with hose so it grows up to be big and delicious

[lovely spread lover @eat2live86]

floor

[lovely spread lover @eat2live86]

where the hell did the lid go