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Also, don’t be shy. Anonymity is humble and admirable. But it’s okay to show your friends how much better you are than them. Because I will use your donation to shame them.

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People of this dying platform
Give me money, please. It’s for the JDRF walk. The JDRF does amazing work for kids with Type 1 diabetes. You can give just a little money. I’m okay with that. I don’t know who came up with the idea to pay people to walk, but it’s not my fault.

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Okay nobody pays attention to my tweeter, but if you want to donate to my 7 year-old’s team for the JDRF walk, please do. JDRF funds research and community programs for kids diagnosed with Type 1 diabetes, and the organization means a lot to our family. https://t.co/2cUYbG5HWX

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Sometimes you just want to support independent media and then your favorite podcast gives you FREE STUFF. Like a 3 cd boxed set. Thanks, David and Ian! #amorica #theblackcrowes #idontknowhowtotweet @stateofamorica

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@Steve_BienAime You really know how to ruin a good time, Steve.

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@EricaFails @Comicazi Woot! Wicked beautiful/cool aht, btw.

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Is this a legit surprise autograph in my Dracula, Motherf#cker!? Or is it printed in every book and I just like feeling like I won something?@EricaFails @Comicazi

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@nytimes Could you please turn off the autoplay for the olympics ad in your app? Before I lose my mind?

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@SteamshipMA @TownofNantucket @MassDPH Employee on ferry seems to think he doesn’t have to wear a mask. Indoors. The whole trip. Some passengers seem to be taking his cue. It’s okay because all the TVs are tuned to Foxnews. #Covid_19

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Doing my best to lighten things up!

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@THEcorinashley Are you watching Sharp Objects?

[Kyra Parrow 🦋 @longlivekcx]

let it be known that cruz messed with the wrong school. We as students are using social media as a platform to have our voices heard. Let it be known that we are and will be in contact with our legislators & politicians. Change is now. & it is starting with the survivors.

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Toddler just pooped on the floor. Trying not to read this as an election omen. #poopfest