Nonfiction: I Know Why the Boxed Slice Sings
Fiction: Cheese-22
Biography: A Day in the Slice: The True Story of OIP
Order the only coffee table “book” you’ll ever need, and each golden slice will unlock a new chapter of flavor!
Fried ravioli, fried ravioli, give me the formuoli 👨🍳🧽🍝
We can’t necessarily give you the formuoli, but we’ll hook you up. Go to https://t.co/6JqltPNLSe and order today!
“Great pizza as always!” -George S.
Thanks, George! If you’re curious *ba dum tiss*, we couldn’t make our pizza possible without the masters of art bestowed upon our kitchens. We have Van Dough, Pizzacasso, and Slicelangelo.
Want to add an artist to our list? Comment below!
Caesar Milan has nothing on us. Here are our basic commands:
-Sit for OIP
-Stay for the flavor
-Heel before you eat too much
-NO to other pizza places
Got it? Now get yourself a treat at https://t.co/6JqltPNLSe.
I saw a sign, and it opened up my eyes.
Side note, did you know the movie Signs with Mel Gibson came out in 2002? Feel old yet? Order online so your arthritis doesn’t flare up. We’ll even give you a complimentary massage with your delivery order.
Don’t make this weird.
Did you know this serving apparatus is called a “boat”? Grab your very own lil boat with the purchase of a sub and sail away to the land of #flamesmokingood flavor.
Head over to https://t.co/6JqltPNLSe to view all of our hot or cold sub options!
The calm before the storm. Show us those before and after pics of your coffee table, dining room table, or your floor because Wayfair is late with your shipment.
Use #flamesmokingood to show off your stuff!
Okay, guys, are you ready for our big summer plan? We’re going to find a large field, set up some tarps, and cover them in garlic butter. It’ll be the most delicious slip ‘n slide this side of the coast has seen since Rick Ross’s belly circa 2013 😏
You in?
“The 🍕 was amazing. I haven't eaten a good slice like that since New York City. Everything was cooked right, and we didn't wait long to eat.” -Christopher E. #FlameSmokinGood
When you run out of pet food and Petco is closed, OIP is always open.
(Don’t try this at home, kids.)
(Seriously, disclaimer, no fish were harmed in the making of this post.)
If you don’t have a delicious fountain drink with your OIP, what are you even doing in life? Seriously, how do you live? We want to know.
Comment your go-to drink choice below!
“The cheese was perfectly layered with just the right amount of sauce. My whiskers tingled with every bite. I have never in my life had such a delicious treat, and don’t think I will again. This slice will forever live in my dreams.” -Biscuits the cat
Ovens were made to warm up your leftover OIP, not for cooking.
Do you agree or disagree? If you disagree, we’ll be waiting in the parking lot. We’d like to have a few words and maybe slap you with a slice or two.