alexa

crazy village woman | 💖💜💙 | she/her

[alexa @eatbezospls]

@bluevine I cannot log into your banking service. Every direction I try gives me "this page is currently unavailable."

[alexa @eatbezospls]

… no comment

[Katrina (大王）🇺🇸🇲🇽🇨🇳 @zapatas_mom]

Most of USA looks like that. That’s why everyone is miserable.

[Wheeljack @SJWheeljack]

the fact that this image is from this year serves as a somewhat encouraging reminder that the passage of time is actually much slower than you think it is.

[alexa @eatbezospls]

Can you cough so hard you die be honest

[trash jones @jzux]

now more than ever i relate to the elf mailroom guy who is inexplicably 26 years old

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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[...the divine feminine... @LetaX]

Now that I’m officially the family’s mac n cheese lady, I move different in the house

[Crocodile Cam⚡️🇨🇻 @CrocodileCam]

There wasn’t a leaf tornado until he got in the camera and started making one so you should check yourself

[StefanieGD⚔️ @Spac3Gh0s7_]

My American friends scaring the shit out of me today

[Grace @gracecamille_]

i am at my thanksgiving table observing personality disorders that have not been identified yet

[alexa @eatbezospls]

https://t.co/hZzVeOXBcv

[alexa @eatbezospls]

I think it’s weird the way some people use students as props for social media accounts… but idk

[ju ju ☆ @YungHotEboKnee]

You eat like a dog on it’s birthday

[Chris Alvino @ChrisAlvino]

Adjusted for inflation, that's $930.88 USD in 2024 dollars. This is what they stole from us

[rak @rakwtf]

this is what instagram was supposed to be. we lost it to the algorithms and reels and ads and celebs.

[hannah ☆ @N0VlTIATE]

this is how youre supposed to feel on your birthday btw