IFunny Bendy

drinked it all too

[IFunny Bendy @eateditall]

Using a bidet call that Poseidon's makeout sesh

[IFunny Bendy @eateditall]

I left out milk and cookies on Pride Month Eve for RuPaul and he didn't even touch them. So much for the "tolerant" left.

[IFunny Bendy @eateditall]

I have no tip and i must cream

[Ink Fox ဗ @inkfox414]

Not enough Beguiling Bendy

[IFunny Bendy @eateditall]

Might fuck around and try evolving. Just to test it out

[IFunny Bendy @eateditall]

@fubbyGator I AGREE

[IFunny Bendy @eateditall]

Will you still recognize me when this is over? Do you feel the rot fester beneath your flesh? Can you ever scrub it all away?

[IFunny Bendy @eateditall]

Big things in the work. Im about to corner the market on fax machines

[IFunny Bendy @eateditall]

Hey why didn't you respond to my dm? My carrier pigeon worked really hard delivering that

[IFunny Bendy @eateditall]

@fubbyGator You wouldnt find it funny if it was your reality, pal

[IFunny Bendy @eateditall]

I understand simon iron lung like id get pissed too if i bled through my submarine

[fubby @fubbyGator]

My wife, whom I have convinced to wait until marriage, when she finally drops my trousers and sees my ass branded with an ifunny watermark

[IFunny Bendy @eateditall]

If I found ET i would have stuffed him in a tube sock and flung him against a hard surface

[IFunny Bendy @eateditall]

First day at the abysmal dogshit factory! I'm so excited to be working on the next fnaf game!

[IFunny Bendy @eateditall]

@FJazwarefan Are you sure?

[IFunny Bendy @eateditall]

Silently putting a loaded gun on the desk at a job interview, as a conversation starter

[IFunny Bendy @eateditall]

@FJazwarefan Are you sure?

[IFunny Bendy @eateditall]

The genie staring at me in horror after I use my final wish to trap him in a different, even smaller lamp

[IFunny Bendy @eateditall]

@fubbyGator I can respect that

[IFunny Bendy @eateditall]

Settling the abortion debate by opening a dark fountain in a pregnant woman and seeing if the fetus is a lightner or a darkner