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Abide

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Older they get the more Tiger and Kuch favor one another

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On pace for 144 goals. Color me intrigued

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@RegularDude007 No one in my house laughed so I needed to hear that.

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Reed’s shirt looks like the cover of a 90s Garth album

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Exceptions to the rule? Have we not learned anything from previous instances of German appeasement?

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I fear that Mendoza LinkedIn commercial told me all I need to know

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Normal level choke job.

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Well he’s losing.

[BravesVision @BravesVisionTV]

.@DaleMurphy3 joined the booth and shared his thoughts on why Ted Turner should be in the Baseball Hall of Fame:

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@KylePorterNS I’m looking forward to laughing at what organic meme you create by being in the background of a Spieth Greller conversation over a gap in the trees that may or may not exist

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@JustinRayGolf Will I ever win the ticket lottery? I’m somewhere around -20 years gained

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Me on the beach listening to my family say they want to eat at Bahama Bobs at 7 but it’s 5, no one is packed up, and they don’t take reservations.

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@RegularDude007 @mattmc24 No! We are correct. This shit is an epidemic. And so is everyone worrying about what people are wearing. Show up. Play reasonably fast. Be a fun hang. That’s it.

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Me after a 12 hour day at magic kingdom

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Sir, there’s been a second DUI

[Clemson Superfan (Jordan Spieth Defender) @SuperfanClemson]

Tiger on his way to the 2026 Masters Champions Dinner

[Jake Knapp’s Lifting Coach @TalkBirdie2Mee]

Me calling the pro shop after my drunk buddy flipped the golf cart

[BogeyBones ⛳🦴 @BogeyBones]

Sun Day Red to update their logo

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Now we’re talking. He’s winning

[ESPN @espn]

Tiger Woods was involved in a rollover crash in Jupiter Island, Florida, on Friday, according to the Martin County Sheriff's Office.

No details about the cause of the crash or Woods' condition were immediately released. https://t.co/2l1XWujhXr

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Tiger SWEATING already