timjanus

competitive eater, world champion burper, game show veteran, Netflix commentator, Amazing Racer, occasional/opportunistic actor. Very well rested.

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@Kasparov63 Way to go, Garry! Happy Birthday!

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@cullenroche

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@MerriamWebster I couldn’t care less about your definitions anymore.

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@cullenroche @theRealKiyosaki Because he’s a liar, that’s how.

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@cullenroche Yeah, but do you trust him to not act like a toady? I don’t.

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@JohnJHarwood @gtconway3d Wait, is Lee Greenwood on the C-list?

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@BandoKnowsBall They’re all kickers!

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Happy Buy Yourself Something Cool Friday

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@Variety Where’s MacGruber?

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@awealthofcs Have you read The NY Times article about Masterworks yet?

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@SandoNFL Quite jaunty

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@Kasparov63 The nature of greed and wealth is that almost everyone always wants more. They have a number that they say will make them happy, and then as soon as they get it, it’s not enough.

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I recommend Rob Zombie’s new book, Frankenstein. Not as dark as I expected, but still a real page-turner.

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@NickHarrisFWST @SandoNFL I heard it differently.

I heard Dak taunted Jalen and asked, “How’s the weather up there, Stretch?”

And Jalen said, “It’s raining.” [spit]

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@JustinWolfers That’s why any student loan relief should be targeted at those who didn’t complete their degrees.

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@awealthofcs Hasn’t Howard Marks been talking up emerging markets for the last decade-plus?

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@MichaelBurnsAZ Fantastic! Bc I don’t want to read it either.

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@JoeWeiner @awealthofcs Jeez, I’m not sure

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@JoeWeiner @awealthofcs 😂

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@JoeWeiner @awealthofcs I like it