Foster. Andrew, Foster.

Coder, guitarist, geek, AuDHD.

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@adge_uk Yeah I'm ok mate. I have missed you! Will send you a message :)

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Now that I live alone I don't have to hold back with the Hallowe'en gore. I'll be making a big batch of this to mentally scar the trick-or-treaters. It's made from rice crispies, marshmallow, red food dye, chocolate sauce, and bicep.

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@katalyze I have also been off social media! This was my first post in a while. I'm ok thanks, taking each day as it comes. How about you? All good I hope?

[Liam Thorp @LiamThorpECHO]

Reminder that it would cost £1.3 bn to scrap the two-child poverty cap and instantly lift 250,000 kids out of poverty

[Dr Rachel Clarke @doctor_oxford]

Otherwise known as the entire annual salary of nearly 50,000 NHS nurses - just up in scandalous smoke.

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@supertanskiii She deserves a blue plaque right there on that spot. Amazing strength, courage, and passion to do that. Absolute hero <3

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Went to Tesco for toothpaste and fuel. Came back with 50 things, none of which are toothpaste or fuel.

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I've got my eyes on you @PrimordialRadio

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@WindybeardGames Oh, I forgot to add: enrichment. You can learn a surprising amount from games - strategy, teamwork, leadership skills, coordination, critical thinking, creativity...

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@WindybeardGames Art, entertainment, relaxation, escape, and excitement. Not necessarily in that order.

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@WindybeardGames Also, I miss your daytime streams.

[Alf!! - Comedian @whoelsebutalf]

I’ve finally got a date for my colonoscopy, although she'd probably rather just go to Cineworld.

[Alf!! - Comedian @whoelsebutalf]

All new Kilt patterns need to be double checked.

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@PolkadotBoss 🎶 I'll keeeeeeep holding on 🎶

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@Dscaper @pianofire @zeninternet I went for a shower and now it's fixed. You're welcome! ;)

[Alf!! - Comedian @whoelsebutalf]

Rumours are going about that I am going to release a range of Bubblewrap Condoms.
Unfortunately that is nothing more than Poppycock.

[Peter Kalmus @ClimateHuman]

I wish everyone on Earth knew how genuinely "off the charts" key planetary trends are right now, and how abnormal and critical it is. Things like atmospheric CO2 fraction, heat extremes on land and ocean, biodiversity loss and extinction rates. All alarms should be going off

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@RishiSunak I'd rather lick blood off an old sandal.

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Off you pop! @BorisJohnson #Clownfall