Joe Willie

These pretzels are making me thirsty

[Joe Willie @eatincostcodogs]

@Pb_tato @Angrbrd @BigDickBarclay Yeah, I guess you have pretty dumb customers, cause you’d have to be a moron to do that.

[Joe Willie @eatincostcodogs]

@Pb_tato @Angrbrd @BigDickBarclay lol, already shot one of your customers to death in their own home? Probably not seeing a lot of repeat business I’m guessing.

[Joe Willie @eatincostcodogs]

@Pb_tato @Angrbrd @BigDickBarclay I’d encourage you to give it a shot.

[Joe Willie @eatincostcodogs]

@Pb_tato @Angrbrd @BigDickBarclay lol, not in Texas.

[Joe Willie @eatincostcodogs]

@lbk_enjoyer lol, why is being a trash person the only admission standard tech has?

[Joe Willie @eatincostcodogs]

@KevinGarrett490 @ShinerRyan If Texas doesn’t start recruiting better I might start getting concerned that their 4th consecutive win over a&m could be jeopardized.

[Joe Willie @eatincostcodogs]

@ReighpDrumpf @francessonder lol, currently about .23% of the people who’ve viewed this like it so you seem to be much more popular here than in real life.

[Joe Willie @eatincostcodogs]

@ReighpDrumpf lol, I would literally off myself if I tried this hard and still only had 37 followers.

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Love Music @khnh80044]

A father who never distinguished between his stepson and his biological daughter, treating them with equal love and care, and who brought happiness and warmth into his stepson's life.❤️

[Charlie Cummings @klaytheist11]

An insurance company is trying to kill my life partner. Felt it was appropriate to write down the rage I feel

[Joe Willie @eatincostcodogs]

@afcredraider @timdog25758O @JoshPateCFB Kinda impressive you managed to achieve it without actually ever winning anything.

[Joe Willie @eatincostcodogs]

@TrutherTTU lol, pretty articulate for a raider.

[Joe Willie @eatincostcodogs]

@felipe4prez I think they do this just to trigger whiney tech fans.

[Joe Willie @eatincostcodogs]

@Duke1396341 @AmandaMAtwell What makes you think Texas wouldn’t dog walk you as usual?

[Joe Willie @eatincostcodogs]

@lbk_enjoyer @BWCaldwell67 @deeprickings @mattlawson99 @HookEm_Sports Is this sufficient documentation of your mental disability to use a handicapped parking space or do you still need a placard?

[Joe Willie @eatincostcodogs]

@LeeDecker19 @AlldayOstate lol, you do have a point. Texas has underachieved so much they’ve actually somehow lost to tech 4 times out of their last 19 games. Pretty sad when you only beat a shit school like tech 80% of the time.

[Joe Willie @eatincostcodogs]

@Careerflex lol, bless your heart. Re-read it a little more slowly.

[Joe Willie @eatincostcodogs]

@Careerflex You gotta start familiarizing yourself with words before attempting to use them.