🌤daniel

idrgaf lover & fighter 22 he/him [email protected]

[🌤daniel @eatinginsectng]

btw I got Bluesky and all I’ve done thusfar is repost my most banger tweets but it’s https://t.co/KN3iVYdfjK

[🌤daniel @eatinginsectng]

paying an institution a lot of money to spend 1 day writing 2000 words about how water is gay

[🌤daniel @eatinginsectng]

“For the record, one and a half bottles of delsym will NOT show up on the breathalyzer”

[🌤daniel @eatinginsectng]

thank you, thank you, logged back in to twitter after forever to make a poop joke, thank you,

[🌤daniel @eatinginsectng]

Guy who thinks every time someone says they’re going number 1 or number 2 thinks it’s in reference to the Bristol Stool Form Scale and that everyone he’s ever met is constipated

[🌤daniel @eatinginsectng]

the deeper descent into fascism and prohibiting free speech that banning TikTok represents sucks, the restriction of my moms ability to post thirst traps she doesn’t realize that I see is great

[🌤daniel @eatinginsectng]

@Ian_Gay_briel I asked it how to set up a system including an auto clicker to type garbage that isn’t even language into it 24/7, I use it to speedrun depleting the Earth’s limited water supply on data centers so we can all die a little faster

[🌤daniel @eatinginsectng]

the true winners this election: victors of leftist infighting

[🌤daniel @eatinginsectng]

this is my gun for when im drinkin, I keep it next to my drivin whiskey

[🌤daniel @eatinginsectng]

this is my first time opening twitter since I saw a guy get shot in the head on here like 2 weeks ago I just thought the people should know this one

[🌤daniel @eatinginsectng]

lesbient george bush turnpike

[🌤daniel @eatinginsectng]

uuuum Dr Pepper is a woman actuallu

[🌤daniel @eatinginsectng]

@girlboyfication R u still square at 5pm

[🌤daniel @eatinginsectng]

how old were you when you learned this

[Learn Something @cooltechtipz]

How old were you when you learned this?🤯

[🌤daniel @eatinginsectng]

olive soup ream by renowned jazz musician jonkle train

[🌤daniel @eatinginsectng]

@EggMettM if any of you bitches like airports, why

[🌤daniel @eatinginsectng]

@OrdinarySausage a sausage is kind of like a meat cocktail if you think about it

[🌤daniel @eatinginsectng]

@OrdinarySausage bitters: a staple at every bar that could be a staple in every sausage

[🌤daniel @eatinginsectng]

massage therapist told me to look up mewing on YouTube today after doing some crazy shit to try and fix my jaw. I might give her all of my money

[🌤daniel @eatinginsectng]

ketchup, mayonnaise, and some spices is not a mind blowing combination

[Los 🍇 @LosPollosTV]

Walmart has Cane’s sauce, Chic-Fil-A sauce, and In-N-Out sauce that all taste exactly like the og and no ones talking about it.