EJ

The JizzMaster.

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I'm sillycidal

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I was supposed to drive my little brother to school today but he didn’t get up. Whatever, not my fault

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@whiskenyl @198kenny 8 billion people, at least one of them.

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Just got to talk to a guy I used to be friends with who I dropped in high school when he became misogynistic for no reason. He’s nicer now. My friend is back.

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@CAZPHORIA Nah I’ve never bothered with that stuff I just get mutuals by accident I suppose

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Been relapsing but edtwt is kinda dead now 😒

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@chaexbaed When I was the deepest in my eating disorder (literally years ago now) I would “binge” but the total calories would end up being about my maintenance calories but I was very mentally unwell so I hated myself for doing it

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@MTcal5 Thick gay yaoi femboys. Wow

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Is it normal for my eyes to get cloudy sometimes (often) or am I developing early onset cataracts

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I’ve become my own fatspo I stg I have a pair of shorts that used to be so big I had to cut an extra hole for them to stay on my hips now they fit perfectly this is miserable

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@cookiegrI In public too. Like bro, get a fucking girlfriend if you wanna kiss someone so bad

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My friend keeps trying to kiss me..? Like she keeps grabbing my face and trying to lean in for a kiss… wtf

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I just graduated from high school ??!?

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@hunter_hhhh Can’t make philosophers stone without human souls duh

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Do people platonically kiss their friends goodbye on the cheek or do they like me back? Have we secretly been dating this whole time and I didn’t even know?

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Why did someone comment this on an Instagram post of my dog?!?!

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I keep finding dead animals (birds and rabbits) there’s no way this isn’t a bad omen

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@codigopostalj @watercolorwentz Make bad music