King Kage🤎🤎

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[King Kage🤎🤎 @eatintoes4fun]

Nvm feeling horse rn

[King Kage🤎🤎 @eatintoes4fun]

I always straighten my hair thinking I’m gonna love it and feel like a horse running through fields of grass, but end up feeling more like a cheap clown in a stiff wig.

[King Kage🤎🤎 @eatintoes4fun]

I always straighten my hair thinking I’m gonna love it and feel like a horse running through fields of grass, but end up feeling more like a cheap clown in a stiff wig.

[King Kage🤎🤎 @eatintoes4fun]

Everytime that man does something I hope for his demise more and more. I’ve never hoped for something so badly.

[King Kage🤎🤎 @eatintoes4fun]

Just spent like 5 minutes going back and forth with an AI bot for a customer support email… they got this system pretending they don’t have an email address. I got the email anyways cause Ai is stupid.

[King Kage🤎🤎 @eatintoes4fun]

The dispo down the street from me that I’m a regular at is just closed down??? I’m devastated, like actually trying not to cry😩😭 I don’t wanna go somewhere elssseeeee😭😵‍💫

[King Kage🤎🤎 @eatintoes4fun]

Every person I’ve seen that found Melanie’s behavior during the reunion okay has been under the age 18 and does not know the difference between talking shit and speaking on your own experience. Love Island Season 8 your time is up I fear…

[King Kage🤎🤎 @eatintoes4fun]

@tyisdrawing Happy birthday 🎂🎂

[King Kage🤎🤎 @eatintoes4fun]

And pushing back against them when they try to push past me. Truly the best feeling in the world🤩

[King Kage🤎🤎 @eatintoes4fun]

#NotMovingForBitchesWhoDontSayExcuseMe

[King Kage🤎🤎 @eatintoes4fun]

At Skrillex yesterday I got hit by someone’s empty crushed up Modelo can when they threw it into the crowd after drinking it instead of taking it to the garbage or leaving it at their feet… I’m praying for the day drinks aren’t allowed on dance floors anymore.

[King Kage🤎🤎 @eatintoes4fun]

Applying for jobs is like:
“We’re looking for someone with great work/life balance, and you need to have a flexible schedule.”
Meaning: “you cannot have any commitments outside of this job, we will never give you a set schedule. Also we will call you in all the time.”

[King Kage🤎🤎 @eatintoes4fun]

@pgpetal Yeah it’s like the name of a fanfic🤣

[King Kage🤎🤎 @eatintoes4fun]

Looking for book recommendations on tik tok is like reading code. “Okay but YMYBNHII” is my FAVVVVV “one I just love is IKTBIFLLWTFAUS” like whattt?????

[King Kage🤎🤎 @eatintoes4fun]

@pgpetal You made a fool of death with your beauty which in itself is a long ass title. Like there’s a multitude of issues here.

[King Kage🤎🤎 @eatintoes4fun]

I would love to read this book, if only I knew the title and not just a collection of letters🙄

[King Kage🤎🤎 @eatintoes4fun]

And just to make things clear these are not real books. That’s me abbreviating whole statements, cause that’s what they’re doing! Like just type the title out I don’t know what the fuck you’re saying 💀😭😭

[King Kage🤎🤎 @eatintoes4fun]

Looking for book recommendations on tik tok is like reading code. “Okay but YMYBNHII” is my FAVVVVV “one I just love is IKTBIFLLWTFAUS” like whattt?????

[King Kage🤎🤎 @eatintoes4fun]

@eenymeenymich Thank you so much!!

[King Kage🤎🤎 @eatintoes4fun]

Missing this version of me(I took this pic last night on barricade) @BassCanyon