kiefaber

content writer on twitter dot com. following me is the first step to unfollowing me. I hold a professional golf record since 2018. complaints? tell @allairematt

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@tribebrowns @AlterHS Sorry, never heard of that school.

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@Bayerwithme I need to get one of our fire suppression systems in my house and just drop the smoke detectors. I'll ask ChatGPT if I can spray FM-200 into my AC ducts.

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It is 3:39am, the precise time when the designer of the smoke detector programmed the low battery chirp to start.

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@Bayerwithme the viscerality of the human experience of it required the tweet. still awake. still licking 9v batteries for the tingle.

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Yeah, that is literally how they got their independence.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Im gonna tell you right now Morracco can beat France

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@meathead 99% odds it was chilled before the sear to prevent a gray cook ring? that's some A game.

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@DavidPJablonski what, no dippin' dots stand??

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@AllaireMatt NONE. GET A WARRANT.

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@AllaireMatt 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I was looking up old calendar events in my google calendar and found a link to that tweet that said "remind matt about this (dated December 2018) and clicked and realized I sold you short by not harassing in a more timely manner. For this I am eternally sorry.

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@eatmorefrogs At least my follow up ended up being true!

[paco @AllaireMatt]

Can’t believe I’m saying this but the Browns somehow have a more competent front office than the Bengals

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@AllaireMatt 6-10 was not good.

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We're still beating the bots at understanding human emotion! This week's victory is for all of us!

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ChatGPT gave me a 10/10 no notes on comedy writing today.

"I also wanted to say something unrelated to the joke.

You're legitimately good at this style of writing. The guide has a conversational rhythm that's really hard to fake. That's a difficult balance, and you hit it."

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@Ghost_of_Ghosty Let's get freakin' nuanced: If I understand correctly the MLB rule requires anyone entering the field to wear a jersey.

So let's see who the serious ones are! Jersey is optional, but it charts your course pre-game about arguing with the refs.

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I was told when I moved to the southwest that the desert was where things go to die. And yet, I simply see it as a place where the toughest find a way to thrive.

(please refrain from fireworks, she remains very combustible this time of year.)

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Young Washington movie review:

Super excited to see the first theatrical release of a movie about A10 basketball's origins. George Washington and a team from Virginia play against Duquesne at a neutral site in Ohio. Fordham is never mentioned due to irrelevance. Apropos.

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@JBPDayton Should have had the courage to take the high ground!

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Going to spend the evening watching Gettysburg, the greatest facial hair movie of all time.

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@Ghost_of_Ghosty @JBPDayton shit posts are why we're here. It is what we exist for. It is what you came back for. Viva la shit post. It is what makes twitter great. You think I'm here to post well? Wrong. I'm here to post fart jokes and root for the Daytona Fliers.

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@JBPDayton @Ghost_of_Ghosty ???? Unedited.

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@Ghost_of_Ghosty @JBPDayton ok so FIRST OF ALL I am an academic researcher just researching claims like this but second of all THIS IS A THING. Iron butt.