mikey

professional kitten enthusiast | uconn ‘24 | any prns

[Interesting things @awkwardgoogle]

This is what the internet was made for

[Raghu @IndiaTales7]

19. During a rainstorm in Japan, wild animals will take shelters in the same place as humans.

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

Wow. I’m amazed this made it on to CNN. Just watch.

[Richard Siken @richardsiken]

DEAD BOYFRIEND POEM (2023) about dead boyfriend poems (2005) in @PitheadChapel

https://t.co/8p6oqS4gCH

[𝕯𝖎𝖑𝖉𝖔 𝕭𝖆𝖌𝖌𝖎𝖓𝖘 @EmmaTolkin]

Why is this photo of Tobey Maguire fucking me up so hard

[Colleen @Coll3enG]

We’ve lived thru like 20 examples of the “when they go low we go high” thing failing so personally I say when they go low we kick them on their way down

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Ban Viagra.
If pregnancy is “God’s will”, so is impotence.

[mikey @eatmykey]

@tamagotchimilf

[Петро Прізвище 🇺🇦🇵🇸🟠 @boardtoonsguy]

To my non-ukrainian mutuals just in case. If u r seeing what's going on in Ukraine and worry abt the situation, thank u for thinking abt us. But make no mistake abt who is who. This isn't some equal conflict where both russians and ukrainians r in danger. This is imperialistic +

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

nintendo ceo: we need new pokémon. kids love the electric mouse

employee: a mime

nintendo ceo: jesus, terry. are you drunk?

employee: haha, yea. hjis name is mister mime

[SmilodonnaVT 🍗 @SmilodonnaVT]

why the fuck did we stop putting gargoyles on buildings

[John Redden (.bsky) @reddenjm]

Tw: sexual violence

This woman was outside of the Rowe building today. She needs to be heard, and there must be a response.

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

Saving up my points for the big prize. 🍔

[Shifty💫 @ShiftyIsGay]

fuck a high school reunion im tryna have a elementary school reunion

[mikey @eatmykey]

@notnickc never seen something more true

[RK Jackson | Atlanta 🛸 @theerkj]

I want her leading the department of education.

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

Really incredible what the human body is capable of like how I can be 7 minutes late to a meeting that’s happening on my laptop sitting next to me on the couch

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

no one send this to my mom ok? i don’t wanna get in trouble