Not everyone was born to be an athlete.
My 7-year old son, in the middle of his soccer game, walking up to the ref:
“Hey, how much longer do we have to do this?”
WATCH: @RepRitchie calls out Scott Bessent for blaming the higher prices and lower wages on Joe Biden:
"What's the statute of limitations on the Joe Biden blame game? [...] Did, did, did Joe Biden wage the war in Iran?"
House Speaker Mike Johnson says he doesn’t understand Thomas Massie’s 'obsession' with bringing justice to the children Epstein sex trafficked.
We are a broken nation.
Meet freshly minted W “expert” Skip. When we worked on First Take together he leaned over to me & asked who each of the 2011 champion @minnesotalynx were as they came on set. Please sit this one out sir.
Asking yesterday how everyone’s first day at school went and my 11yo sighs and says “someone I thought was cool turned out to be transphobic so that was annoying”
Turns out her ice breaker question for potential new friends was asking what their thoughts on various human rights were. All of us are at the dinner table just mouths open and she confidently says “I’m not here to make friends with someone and then find out six months later they’re racist or something 🤷🏻♀️”
Girl did not fuck around...
I wish we had mashed potato shops the same way we have ice cream shops. You could go and get yourself a little cup of mashed potatoes with toppings of your choice, like Parmesan cheese, bacon bits, sour cream, or garlic.