USELESS man

A USELESS man doing USELESS things. Top 50 $USELESS holder.

[USELESS man @eatsether]

Honestly, I’m struggling to emphasise just how bullish I’m feeling on #USELESS, but I’ll try…

I’m 5 years into my crypto journey and I’ve only had this feeling one other time when $WIF ran from $200million to $4.8billion m/c. That’s a 24X.

I could have gotten into $WIF at $100million m/c but I was too scared as I thought it had already done an insane rally.

$WIF was/ is still great (I still hold today) and appealed to the masses as it had these key attributes:

1) Good ticker - $WIF

2) Funny picture - Cute dog wif hat

3) Good slogan - The hat stays on

4) Viral ability - Easily add a hat to any photo (your pfp / iconic images / famous people)

5) Supported by some major crypto influencers - Ansem’s baby

6) T1 CEX listings- Listed on all majors

7) The Sphere project - Which allowed it to reach mania phase

8) Cult following

Now, #USELESS is currently sat only at $89million m/c after doing mega 480% last week. Even this week with all the doom and gloom war news, #USELESS has been making all time highs and any dips are being eaten up quickly.

I believe #USELESS is reaching escape velocity because, like $WIF, it has many key attributes:

1) Good ticker - #USELESS

2) Funny and instant understanding- All memes/crypto coins are useless

3) Good slogan- All coins are useless, only one coin admits it.

4) Viral ability- News headlines and posts about this “Useless coin making millionaires”. Any person, thing or topic can be useless.

5) Supported by the OG meme coin investor/influencer - Bonk guy (@theunipcs) is highly respected in the space and has made millions on meme coins over the years.

He’s a known diamond hand long term bag holder and believer in his coins. His long form posts about #USELESS are incredibly bullish.

Other key influencers are also getting behind #USELESS and have made positive remarks (@Bluntz_Capital, @cryptoklotz, @MacroCRG + @iamkadense to name but a few).

Bonk guy is followed by all major crypto influencers and industry people. What happens when they see bonk guy posting 20 times a day about #USELESS and seeing #USELESS continuing to pump?

6) Fast growing cult starting to emerge (myself being one of them)… 12,600 holders at present with an increasing mindshare on X.

Currently, $USELESS is not even listed on one T1 CEX! @bonkfun have donated $237,021 to help pay towards any CEX listings of #USELESS.

It’s only a matter of time before it get’s listed on a T1 CEX… When it get’s listed on one, the rest will follow.

My bet is that it will happen before we experience the mania phase of this cycle and an alt season like never before (normally once $BTC has peaked around 70-72%)… perfect for #USELESS to go parabolic into the billions!

You are not too late to #USELESS, in fact I believe you are early, before the real fun even begins.

Remember, all coins are #USELESS, but only one coin admits it.

The most #USELESS outcome, is the most likely outcome.

[USELESS man @eatsether]

I can confirm that yesterday I sold some stables to re-enter on the $USELESS dip.

This will be my main degen bag for the rest of the cycle. I was fortunate enough to ride $WIF from $0.25 to $4.80, which was $250milly m/c to $4.8billy m/c and a 19X.

$USELESS is certainly giving me $WIF vibes and it’s only at $88milly m/c at present and not even listed on any T1 exchanges yet.

You can’t fade @theunipcs and the fast growing $USELESS community. I genuinely believe this coin has the unique $USELESS honesty that will allow it to run to billions.

All meme coins are $USELESS but only one meme coin admits it. I’ve made my $USELESS bed and now I’m gonna lay in it till billions.

[Unipcs (aka 'Bonk Guy') 🎒 @theunipcs]

my portfolio would be worth SO much more today if i'd spent every single cent i wasted buying new pairs over the past few months on $USELESS instead

and i'd probably be up at least 20x on that same capital when we get full bull

as stupid as it sounds, sometimes the best investment in this market is simply buying $USELESS every time you feel the urge to buy useless new pairs

let that sink in

[USELESS man @eatsether]

$USELESS post

[Unipcs (aka 'Bonk Guy') 🎒 @theunipcs]

many have asked me how i can be so sure that $USELESS will be the first memecoin to hit $1 BILLION this cycle and THE meme of the cycle

here's why 👇

i've traded memecoins across multiple cycles and publicly traded:

• $16k to $20m+ on $BONK
• $6k to $1m+ on $WIF
• low 6 figs to $8m+ on $FARTCOIN
• low 6 figs to $1m+ each on $PNUT and solana:7GCihgDB8fe6KNjn2MYtkzZcRjQy3t9GHdC8uHYmW2hr
• several other low 6-figure positions to mid-7 and 8 figures

i also publicly predicted last cycle's memecoin runs, where $PEPE went from a few hundred million to $4B, then $11B, and $FLOKI went from a few hundred million to $3.5B

here's why i believe $USELESS is next:

1. it has shattered ceilings no other memecoin has come close to breaking

with its $450M ATH, $USELESS is the ONLY memecoin to hit an ATH above $400M since its launch almost 1.5 years ago

no other memecoin has even come close in that entire timeframe

not one!

2. the narrative is arguably the strongest imaginable

$DOGE at $12.8B? USELESS!

$PEPE at $1.9B? USELESS!

the entire $30B memecoin sector? USELESS!

hard to imagine a stronger memecoin narrative, past, present or future

3. its T1 CEX distribution is a massive advantage

$USELESS is already listed spot on several T1 exchanges, including Coinbase, Kraken, Upbit and Bitvavo

memecoins need serious liquidity to reach $1B+

and that liquidity isn't sitting in the trenches

you need major CEXs, their massive liquidity and their retail userbases to unlock that kind of upside

no other memecoin launched since $USELESS has achieved the same level of CEX distribution

purely from this angle, $USELESS is massively positioned to win

4. cult community + relentless mindshare

$USELESS has arguably had the most mindshare of any CT meme over the past 1.5 years

people dunk on the narrative, can't believe its outperformance, hate what they think it represents, or simply can't stop talking about it

either way, they keep talking about it

and the community remains completely unfazed by the endless FUD

many in the USELESS community genuinely believe $USELESS will FLIP $DOGE this cycle

that level of delusional optimism is EXACTLY what you want to see in the next $DOGE

5. volume, OI and whale accumulation are consistently outperforming

$USELESS is often the #1 or #2 most traded memecoin on top CEXs that have listed it

more often than not, it ranks second only to $DOGE

let that sink in: it's frequently doing more volume than memecoins worth multiples of its market cap

and this isn't a one-off

the same pattern shows up in OI and whale inflows

$USELESS has some of the strongest relative OI of any memecoin and is consistently among the most accumulated memecoins by whales on Solana

6. it consistently outperforms whenever the market shows signs of life

compare $USELESS against $BTC, $SOL, $USDT, $DOGE, $SHIB, $PEPE or virtually any established memecoin this year

the historical outperformance speaks for itself

and it isn't a fluke

it happens EVERY. SINGLE. TIME!

whenever the market catches a bid, $USELESS has repeatedly outperformed established memecoins

then a shiny new memecoin launches on a hot chain or catches a hot narrative, and everyone thinks THAT'S the coin

only for $USELESS to start outperforming the shiny new meta all over again

i've made insane amounts trading memecoins across THREE cycles, both privately and publicly

i've seen the biggest runners before they went parabolic

and i've NEVER been more convinced about a memecoin's potential to hit escape velocity and make a $DOGE-like move than i am with $USELESS

the market has already shown us what this thing can do

now imagine what happens when the next major memecoin rotation begins

$USELESS to $1B+ isn't some random fantasy to me

it's the thesis i'm betting on

[USELESS man @eatsether]

$USELESS

That’s the post.

[Unipcs (aka 'Bonk Guy') 🎒 @theunipcs]

if i could hold only ONE memecoin heading into this bull run

it's $USELESS

and it's not even close

study $DOGE & $SHIB in 2021

then study $PEPE & $BONK last cycle

every cycle has its defining memecoin runners

i believe $USELESS is shaping up to be THE ONE for this cycle

and not having exposure before the crowd catches on could end up being a VERY painful mistake for many

time will tell

[USELESS man @eatsether]

When Bluntzy posts, you listen.

$USELESS to multi billions is destined.

All coins are useless but only one coin admits it.

[Bluntz @Bluntz_Capital]

after a months of sideways on $useless, the next leg up finally looking ready to start

[USELESS man @eatsether]

$USELESS

that’s the tweet.

[Unipcs (aka 'Bonk Guy') 🎒 @theunipcs]

$USELESS

that's the tweet.

[USELESS man @eatsether]

@theunipcs Grow some $USELESS balls

[USELESS man @eatsether]

solana:Dz9mQ9NzkBcCsuGPFJ3r1bS4wgqKMHBPiVuniW8Mbonk dips are for buying <$10billy

[USELESS man @eatsether]

solana:Dz9mQ9NzkBcCsuGPFJ3r1bS4wgqKMHBPiVuniW8Mbonk coded
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[*Walter Bloomberg @DeItaone]

ARGENTINE PRESIDENT JAVIER MILEI SAYS THE UN HAS BECOME A “USELESS ORGANIZATION”

[USELESS man @eatsether]

@theunipcs All coins are $USELESS but only one coin admits it

[USELESS man @eatsether]

$USELESS big green dildo incoming

[USELESS man @eatsether]

All coins are $USELESS but only one coin admits it.

[USELESS man @eatsether]

I offered bonk guy $1.73 for a partnership and he declined.

He has the purest integrity in crypto.

And you know what? That’s so incredibly bullish for solana:Dz9mQ9NzkBcCsuGPFJ3r1bS4wgqKMHBPiVuniW8Mbonk, here’s a 🧵 on why…

[Unipcs (aka 'Bonk Guy') 🎒 @theunipcs]

i'm back on X + what happened

i got locked out of my X account exactly one week ago

my crime?

i wrote a viral post about the Arc blockchain that apparently pissed a lot of people off

X locked me out and told me i had to add a 'Paid Partnership' label to the post or remain deplatformed

so let's clear up exactly what happened

i mentioned 3 brands in the post:

- Arc: i have had ZERO interactions with them to this date
- Long: my first interaction with them happened AFTER my post went live, when they reached out to me themselves on X. i'm pretty sure the X team can verify this (i'm attaching a screenshot)
- fomo: i've never hidden that i use a fomo referral link. i literally have a $350K giveaway ongoing for active fomo refs

there was NO payment or partnership from Arc or Long

and i clearly disclosed the fomo affiliate relationship

so i initially decided to stay off X out of principle

because:

- if i bend the knee here, what's stopping this from happening again with future posts?
- i don't want to lie. calling something a 'Paid Partnership' when i wasn't paid for it would be exactly that

but after doing some further digging, i found out X apparently wants users to put the 'Paid Partnership' label on posts containing referral links

i think that's an inaccurate label and i hope X changes that policy

but if that's the current rule, i'll simply abide by it

so if you see the 'Paid Partnership' label on some of my posts going forward, that's likely why

now let's talk about something i've said for years

i have NEVER taken a paid shill in my life

i know that sounds unbelievable to some of you

so i'll once again publicly challenge anyone with proof to the contrary to bring it out in the open

because i don't think most people realize how many offers i get or how much money i could make if i actually wanted to sell my voice

here's just ONE recent example

about a month ago, Pumpfun reached out to me with a very generous offer to come trade on their app

i could have taken the deal while continuing to trade on fomo and other apps

when i declined, they even offered for me to become an 'advisor to the product, share your feedback, ideate on strategy etc' (their exact words)

for context:

Pumpfun is arguably the biggest memecoin/onchain brand in crypto right now

it's a multi-billion-dollar, extremely well-funded company

and i still said NO

to be clear, i don't think Pumpfun did anything wrong by making the offer

i simply didn't want to take it

why?

1. i don't agree with how Pumpfun operates from an ethical/moral standpoint
2. i have reason to believe they have unleashed their FUD army at me since the BonkFun days, so why would i work with a company i believe is actively trying to damage my reputation?
3. i don't need the money and, more importantly, my voice is not for sale

i mean, i'm not exactly broke

months ago i started my degen fomo portfolio with almost nothing and publicly turned it into $20 MILLION+, live in 4k, in front of everyone

and the bull run hasn't even properly started yet

even if Pumpfun offered me $5 MILLION, it wouldn't meaningfully change my life

so why would i partner with a brand whose values i don't agree with?

i challenge Pumpfun to publicly deny this if anything i've said is untrue

i'm not just telling you that i get offers

i'm publicly naming one of the biggest companies in crypto that made me an offer i turned down

if i'm lying, they shouldn't have much trouble disproving me

unless i'm not

and that's just ONE example

there are many more

TLDR:

my voice is NOT FOR SALE

and certainly not to the highest bidder

that doesn't mean i'll never get paid to talk about a platform or product i genuinely like

last cycle, i did plenty of that and helped some brands make millions upon millions

then i got absolutely nothing when the market nuked on 10/10

so i'm wiser this cycle

i'll absolutely monetize my brand when the opportunity makes sense

but only when:

1. i genuinely believe the product benefits my followers
2. it's a brand i would actually use and talk about anyway
3. i'm comfortable putting my name behind it
and the relationship is properly disclosed

so why am i back on X?

1. i'm not letting anyone deplatform me

i know there are people who hate me and have actively tried to get me off this platform

but i'm not going to let them win

especially heading into what could be the biggest crypto bull run we've ever seen

2. i'm going to follow X's rules

if X requires the 'Paid Partnership' label for referral links, i'll use it

even if i think the terminology is inaccurate

if you see that label on more of my posts going forward, now you know why

3. i'm itching for action again

it's been a week

i've got bags to talk about

trades to make

charts to post

and some serious bullposting to do

i've been sitting on the sidelines long enough

i'm back

are you ready? 👀

[USELESS man @eatsether]

The bear case is he is just a good trader with a large follower count and the calls sometimes work.

The bull case is that integrity is a scarce asset, $USELESS is a vessel with no other contents, and the market will send this to multi-billions in the coming months.

I am on the second one.

I am not well.

I am not selling.

I am USELESS.