Honestly, I’m struggling to emphasise just how bullish I’m feeling on #USELESS, but I’ll try…
I’m 5 years into my crypto journey and I’ve only had this feeling one other time when $WIF ran from $200million to $4.8billion m/c. That’s a 24X.
I could have gotten into $WIF at $100million m/c but I was too scared as I thought it had already done an insane rally.
$WIF was/ is still great (I still hold today) and appealed to the masses as it had these key attributes:
1) Good ticker - $WIF
2) Funny picture - Cute dog wif hat
3) Good slogan - The hat stays on
4) Viral ability - Easily add a hat to any photo (your pfp / iconic images / famous people)
5) Supported by some major crypto influencers - Ansem’s baby
6) T1 CEX listings- Listed on all majors
7) The Sphere project - Which allowed it to reach mania phase
8) Cult following
Now, #USELESS is currently sat only at $89million m/c after doing mega 480% last week. Even this week with all the doom and gloom war news, #USELESS has been making all time highs and any dips are being eaten up quickly.
I believe #USELESS is reaching escape velocity because, like $WIF, it has many key attributes:
1) Good ticker - #USELESS
2) Funny and instant understanding- All memes/crypto coins are useless
3) Good slogan- All coins are useless, only one coin admits it.
4) Viral ability- News headlines and posts about this “Useless coin making millionaires”. Any person, thing or topic can be useless.
5) Supported by the OG meme coin investor/influencer - Bonk guy (@theunipcs) is highly respected in the space and has made millions on meme coins over the years.
He’s a known diamond hand long term bag holder and believer in his coins. His long form posts about #USELESS are incredibly bullish.
Other key influencers are also getting behind #USELESS and have made positive remarks (@Bluntz_Capital, @cryptoklotz, @MacroCRG + @iamkadense to name but a few).
Bonk guy is followed by all major crypto influencers and industry people. What happens when they see bonk guy posting 20 times a day about #USELESS and seeing #USELESS continuing to pump?
6) Fast growing cult starting to emerge (myself being one of them)… 12,600 holders at present with an increasing mindshare on X.
Currently, $USELESS is not even listed on one T1 CEX! @bonkfun have donated $237,021 to help pay towards any CEX listings of #USELESS.
It’s only a matter of time before it get’s listed on a T1 CEX… When it get’s listed on one, the rest will follow.
My bet is that it will happen before we experience the mania phase of this cycle and an alt season like never before (normally once $BTC has peaked around 70-72%)… perfect for #USELESS to go parabolic into the billions!
You are not too late to #USELESS, in fact I believe you are early, before the real fun even begins.
Remember, all coins are #USELESS, but only one coin admits it.
The most #USELESS outcome, is the most likely outcome.
I can confirm that yesterday I sold some stables to re-enter on the $USELESS dip.
This will be my main degen bag for the rest of the cycle. I was fortunate enough to ride $WIF from $0.25 to $4.80, which was $250milly m/c to $4.8billy m/c and a 19X.
$USELESS is certainly giving me $WIF vibes and it’s only at $88milly m/c at present and not even listed on any T1 exchanges yet.
You can’t fade @theunipcs and the fast growing $USELESS community. I genuinely believe this coin has the unique $USELESS honesty that will allow it to run to billions.
All meme coins are $USELESS but only one meme coin admits it. I’ve made my $USELESS bed and now I’m gonna lay in it till billions.
UA from New Zealand 🍺
(Useless Afternoon)
Hiked under Mount Doom yesterday, very fitting given the market conditions.
Still here.
Still bullish.
Still utterly and completely $USELESS.
USELESS to multi billions will happen.
All coins are USELESS but only one coin admits it.
I have been camping off grid with no internet for the last couple of weeks- my crypto apps won’t load. No X posts are loading so hoping this posts- have i missed much in the market? Are BTC and $USELESS at ATH yet??? I’m feeling positive! Glad we got January out the way and Fabulous February is here!
Everyone knows we’re in a bear market.
Sell everything.
Short everything.
Everyone is correct that the cycle is over and BTC going to $40k.
EASY MONEY.
IYKYK.
I am still utterly and completely USELESS.
Day’s like this remind me just how useless everything is.
The road to deca billions isn’t easy but will look so obvious once achieved.
All coins are $USELESS but only one coin admits it.
everyone can talk
everyone can throw out insane targets for projects they believe in
very few can maintain conviction through 20%+ drawdown days or 90% pullbacks from ATH
i’m publicly doubling down on $USELESS and stating plainly that it is destined for multi-billions
it’s hard to imagine a stronger memecoin narrative tbh
UM from New Zealand ☕️
(Useless Morning)
Did you know? There are more useless crypto coins than grains of sand?
Why not just buy the only coin that admits it’s $USELESS?
the rotation from gold and silver into $BTC and $USELESS coin will be face-melting and mouth-gaping
it will literally be televised
get ready for the mother of all rallies
4. Have seen some twisted FUD on this "buy and hold" tweet. It obviously does not apply to every coin.
If you "buy and hold" all crypto ever created, you know how your portfolio will perform. Same as if you bought every internet or AI projects/companies... 🤷♂️
In any industry, majority of companies/projects will fail. The few successes will perform exponentially.
Lastly, if you find any of my tweets useless, feel free to unfollow. Out of sight, out of mind.
Attacking someone is the worst use of your time. Spend time on yourself, and be happy.😄
one little trick to outperform 99.9% of cryptocurrency traders in 2026
every single time you want to buy a new memecoin
ask yourself, ‘is this a useless coin?’
if your answer is yes, simply shove the amount you would have invested in that memecoin into $USELESS
every single time you want to buy a new altcoin
ask yourself, ‘is this objectively a useless coin?’
if your answer is yes, simply shove the amount you would have invested in that altcoin into $USELESS
you will almost certainly outperform 99.9% of traders this year just by doing the above!
it looks like we're going to get a major move on $BTC soon
and memecoins will once again be THE trade
we've already seen early signs of this with outperformance from the following memecoins this year:
- $USELESS - up 75%
- $PEPE - up 51%
- $FARTCOIN - up 50%
- $BONK - up 44%
memecoins have generally outperformed almost every other crypto sector this year
if you have zero exposure to memecoins here, it might be a good idea to start allocating into them
2026 is the year of memecoins!
UM from Hobbiton New Zealand ☕️
(Useless Morning)
Still here.
Still bullish.
Still $USELESS.
The road to multi-billions is nigh.
All coins are USELESS but only one coin admits it.
Week 61- Friends and family laughing at my degeneracy for putting my $100k pension pot into meme coins, and losing $86k in value within a year.
Current value is $14k.
Little do they know that $USELESS will hit multi billions this year and my portfolio will be worth at least $500k within the next 12 months.
The most USELESS outcome is the most likely outcome.
Week 53
A year ago today I full ported my pension pot, valued at $100k, into $WIF. I rode it up to around $150k within a few months. Then I rode it allllll the way down to about $6k earlier this year!
A few months ago when $USELESS came under my radar, I traded my WIF for USELESS. It was a no brainer.
To date, I have managed to recover a fair bit at $48,411.
Gonna let this one run, first target $100k.
If i’m honest I totally forget about this, it is more some fun, seeing as I won’t be able to touch this money till I’m 67. If I’m still alive by then, BTC will be at least $20milly per coin and I won’t even need my pension!