Sam

[Sam @eatshitxo]

Been a min

[trash jones @jzux]

26 is such a funny age to assassinate a healthcare CEO

[p. @sixinchbeys]

who’s the ceo?

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

Oh my god lol

[ethical hater @DijahSB]

bro got assassinated by a cutie patootie

[TechWhirl Ultimate @TechWhirlUlt]

@Cobratate @taylorswift13 ❌ Wow, Trump won!

❌ Congrats to Trump.

❌ Hoping to see improvements from the 2016 cycle.

❌ Nice work republicans.

✅ Taylor Swift.

[stride @xedirts]

Well, at least we’ll get to see this Diva

[KNICKS IN 5💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡 @alsostephenking]

sleepy joe you’ve got two months. go crazy. eliminate all student debt. legalize marijuana. make tampons and condoms free. ban cybertrucks. shit in the oval office’s air vent. kidnap barron. the world is your oyster buddy

[J Campbell @KCCOvilla88]

#USAElection2024

[daily pic of mac @malcompicsdaily]

i’ve had this saved for months

[Joe — e/adgbe 🎸 @joe_r_Odonnell]

I heard they’re putting Aunt Jemima back on the bottle tomorrow

[Eren 💋 @erenfromtargets]

Cardi B we need you to drug one last man…

[tik @twosuh]

The Louisiana Refund

[m 🧚🏻‍♀️ @spelunky_]

trump supporters are always like “i hope you don’t hate me because of who i voted for” but based on who you voted for, i’m pretty sure you hate me

[internet mom @ashleyippolito]

good morning

[KRI$TEN ☆ @italiangirlfan]

so what’s everyone doing january 6th

[💀DeathMetalViking💀 @DeathMetalV]

Big day for sex offenders

[mlow @mayhewrote]

Trump getting ready to deport the same mexicans that voted for him

[Megan @Megan_With_No_H]

My agenda today:

• Vote
• Drag Show
• Abortion at lunch
• Vote again
• Sex change in a prison bathroom
• Put tampons in the men's room
• Cast some spells while listening to Taylor Swift
• Eat pets for dinner in Springfield
• Take "illegals" to vote