eaturspiders

weh

[eaturspiders @eaturspiders]

Applying for jobs is like 100k trolly problems every day but I'm tied to both sides of the track and at the lever

[Gothic Abigail 🐀🏳️‍⚧️ @GothicAbigail]

How it feels being an absolute brickhon heighthon built like a female Soviet steel worker while both of my girlfriends are twinkhon luckshits

[nathan fielder @nathanfielder]

nothing matters but love. please RT.

[alaska @145k4]

clav you should get into listening to Burial and robotripping in your bedroom alone

[very sane normal girl (parody) @incelstalker]

I LOVE STIMULANTS! This morning, my daughter called… decline! Crushing and snorting adderall, honey! LOL

[normal person @Trollacoaster]

vyvanse had me fucking like i was a computer allergic to sex

[seraph @despaird0ll]

took an adderall to lock in on important things and all i did was smoke a lot of cigarettes

[li @kyutedere]

the suicide bait method after breaking up is patched

[Jakii 🔜 MP @Jakii_Bat]

It’s for you bro, it’s lit

[A ❺❺❺ I @dlai_]

Guy wearing gold suit: "and so then what we did was we worshipped the false Idol"

[💎 @foreeeeeal]

7x3=21 has always been cunt. even as a 3rd grader i could recognize that

[eaturspiders @eaturspiders]

@rubynesoberi I do it because I like it

[Trey the Explainer @Trey_Explainer]

It’s so funny that despite everything that’s wrong, there are moments where I realize I’m living the happiest point in my life so far

[Paul Brown @0xQuasark]

The come-up of MDMA is the only time in adult life you remember what it felt like being four years old at the beach.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

true friendship is allowing a certain level of ghosting to go unmentioned.

[eaturspiders @eaturspiders]

Wish I could get surgery to make my hands like slenderman

[eaturspiders @eaturspiders]

@rzrbladewyl Are there any negative health consequences to that? Or is it just it leaves ur system faster/harder on liver or smth like that?

[C 🇦🇺 @truecelretard]

a beautiful woman with short hair? im a gay pedophile

[gravy :) @gravygreenhair]

i think a vital step in transition is “Move to City” which sucks but it honestly is the only move if you want more than 2 friends

[doomer @uncledoomer]

a few years ago i started throwing every medical bill directly in the trash and there have been literally zero consequences