Professor Darling

Darcy Darling, Criminology Professor at EAU.
My office hours are 10am-2pm, M/W/F.
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[Professor Darling @eau_darling]

If I'm unavailable or anyone has questions outside of office hours, you can ask them here. Do not make me regret allowing anonymous questions.

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@hailcaesura @VCorpEzra It really doesn't.

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Still searching for a TA if any students are interested.

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If any students are interested in TA-ing for me, please message me or visit during my office hours. Standard workstudy pay, and you may be eligible for extra course credits depending on your major.

[Professor Darling @eau_darling]

If any students are interested in TA-ing for me, please message me or visit during my office hours. Standard workstudy pay, and you may be eligible for extra course credits depending on your major.

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@hyperpwr You're a very good sport. Thank you.

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I'm a busy man and I can't spend all of my time trying to psychoanalyze villains on the internet. Please understand. I have classes to teach.

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@hyperpwr I apologize for lumping you in with the presumably villainous clowns.

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Before anyone asks: absolutely not. Thanks.

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@WhistlerCrime @NGLfire I appreciate that.

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@upstairsharmony I promise to return them in perfect condition. [Darcy looks very serious, and he picks up Silvain's notebook with care, as if handling a genuine historical artifact.]

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@tooth_hurty_ :(

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@tooth_hurty_ Just this once?

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@tooth_hurty_ If you're good, I'll finish it by tomorrow. How about that?

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@upstairsharmony -- the better they can protect themselves. To an extent, at least.

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@upstairsharmony It'll be good to look into, although he might purposefully stop going after blondes for awhile... [He paused for s long moment, thinking.] Is there anything else you think I should know? Anything I've overlooked? It sounds like I have the basics, but the more my students know, --

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@tooth_hurty_ It takes time to write good lecture. Please be patient.

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@upstairsharmony [Darcy considers this.] You said that he has an unconcious bias towards small, blonde women, right? Do these victims share any other features besides their height and hair color? And how many victims has he had, total? Including the two in El Asilo.

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@lissaliddell @sorenariaswho I don't know your circumstances, but if you're allowed to be online, you may be able to enroll in university courses if you ever wanted to do so. A lot of classes at EAU allow for online participation via video call.

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@racoon_hands_ You could have just asked.

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@upstairsharmony [Darcy seems to be committing everything Silvain says to memory, judging by the way his intensity kicks up a notch.] Are the bodies usually discovered in the morning? Does he always use the same drug, and is it plausible for an average person to have a steady supply of it?

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@EAU_IConnery Should I be?