EAS

✰ UK alum ✰ HTX ✰ 26 ✰ proverbs 31:25 ✰

[EAS @eaustens]

I wish I could take two 30 minute power naps per hour for 24 straight hours

[Rebecca Papin @RebeccaPapin]

Pilot (to my 5-year-old daughter a few days ago): Do you know you could be a flight attendant when you grow up?

5: I could also own the plane.

[Man 🐳 @mannyvizz]

only hot chicks love pickles

[EAS @eaustens]

Do I… find this attractive?… nah…

ok maybe. 👀

[Jack Harlow @jackharlow]

First Class… OUT NOW EVERYWHERE

[EAS @eaustens]

Quote of the day whilst referencing Bridge to Terabithia: “that shit will wreck you in 3rd grade.” - @maddiekay_b

[EAS @eaustens]

Thomas: “you know what hi’s turn into? BABIES.”

wut?! 😂
@thomas_stowe

[EAS @eaustens]

WHO DEY BABY!!! 🧡

[EAS @eaustens]

I’m literally on the edge of my seat.

[EAS @eaustens]

Some people may disagree, but I actually love seeing so many people in the gym. Yes it’s crowded, but it makes my heart happy to see so many motivated people working on their health and wellness. 💪🏼

[EAS @eaustens]

2022 is gonna be another one of them years man…

[Rotten Tomatoes 🍅 @RottenTomatoes]

Comedian Bob Saget, best known for his role on ‘Full House’ and former ‘America’s Funniest Home Videos’ host, has passed away at the age of 65. Thanks for the laughs.

[EAS @eaustens]

I spend 95% of my day fighting the urge to scream. And that’s adulthood for you.

[MCDAA FAM🍟🐔✨ @heeyyyMsParker]

Normalize a full week off for Thanksgiving.

[EAS @eaustens]

Weigel’s fountain drinks are superior to any other don’t @ me

[EAS @eaustens]

@Swinney27 I said this literally this morning 😭

[Drew Franklin @DrewFranklinKSR]

It’s a party it’s a party it’s a party

[EAS @eaustens]

To everyone who said @UKFootball would lose today, please {respectfully} go drown in the swamp with the rest of those gators 🖕🏼💙😼

[EAS @eaustens]

@maddiekay_b literally me and you.

[Blair Dawson @urgirlblair]

I don’t want to meet new people, I want to FaceTime a life long friend for 3 hours while cleaning my apartment

[Parker McCollum @ParkerMcCollum]

The most windows down, music blaring kinda day all year

[EAS @eaustens]

it was 61 degrees in Houston this morning and i almost cried because it was the first time I didn’t sweat my ass off walking into the office 😭👏🏼 it’s the little things y’all