Joni Taylor

Cards fan, Rams fan. Teacher, reader, laugher, sleeper. I don't eat things that had a face.

[Joni Taylor @eawrtaylor]

@maureenjohnson @paolobacigalupi I asked ChatGPT to write a song about my cat and listed a few details about her. It wrote about 6 stanzas and a chorus which incorporated the details, rhymed, and had a beat. I thought to myself, “Songwriters are in trouble.”

[Joni Taylor @eawrtaylor]

@ParamountPics Memento

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@cardinalsgifs I hope someone is writing a book about this season.

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@yinzer4ever @CalltoActivism The beauty of the story is that he chooses to do it—he isn’t forced to. If he were forced to give away his money to the disadvantaged, it would rob him of the opportunity to lead by example.

[Joni Taylor @eawrtaylor]

@barstoolsports It’s a fine stadium. Looks great from the outside. I will say it’s a little stuffy and smelly when the roof is closed, but other than that, what’s not to like?

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@fasc1nate Photo needs a Campbell’s soup can for scale.

[Joni Taylor @eawrtaylor]

@fasc1nate Thank you. Will avoid.

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

The tension between a Midwesterner holding the door open and the one running to make sure the person isn’t holding it too long

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@kurt13warner I wish there was a way to re-watch the entire STL Rams Superbowl season, one game at a time, but I can’t find it. I’m willing to pay, but the NFL doesn’t seem to provide that service. Weird.

[Joni Taylor @eawrtaylor]

@according2_taz Ok, but he’s a PRINCE, and this is not what you imagine a prince’s home looks like. That’s why he was embarrassed.

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@loujon @rickygervais No. He just outlives the dog.

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@midwestern_ope Good, but needs more hotel ink pens and some loose pennies to be authentic.

[Joni Taylor @eawrtaylor]

@PickliciousF Pepper likes to watch plastic Christmas ornaments bounce down the stairs. So exciting!!

[Inner Practitioner @MindTendencies2]

If someone ghosts you, respect the dead and never disturb them again. If someone gives you the silent treatment, enjoy your quiet time. Normalize not taking things personally, letting people be themselves without trying to change or control them, and living your life accordingly.

[Joni Taylor @eawrtaylor]

@Jack63983912 @STL_Stats_Facts Same. Carp was more fun to watch than Waino, although I love them both. Yadi was an easy choice—he never left us for the bright lights and the money. I love Albert, but he ditched us.

[Joni Taylor @eawrtaylor]

@STL_Stats_Facts Yadi never left us.

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@nytimes I was a high school teacher and witnessed a dramatic change in attitudes toward teen pregnancy amongst the students as a result of shows like 16 and Pregnant and Teen Mom.

[Joni Taylor @eawrtaylor]

@kurt13warner @bakermayfield @RamsNFL @QBConfidential I watched two episode of your YouTube show and really found it interesting. Just wanted to say thanks for sharing your analysis.

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@JOEL9ONE Looks like Colby Jack cheese cubes.

[The Atlantic @TheAtlantic]

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